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Post by sirinnu on Aug 27, 2006 3:40:54 GMT -5
Humm.. I 'm not good at it myself (sorry you wont understand my english translations)
But I'd like to read what you guys (gals) can come up with..
I want to read hilarious jokes, but descent ones please (it's a public place).... can anyone help?
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Post by sirinnu on Aug 31, 2006 10:58:47 GMT -5
How sad, , no ones trying to make me smile....
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Sept 1, 2006 18:05:16 GMT -5
Here goes....
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”
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Post by bagga on Sept 27, 2006 15:11:36 GMT -5
i'm adding some simple ones, a cigarate shrtens ur life by 2min . a bottle of bear by 4min but a lecture shrtns ur life by 2 hours!! so dont attend lectures just smoke and booze
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Post by bagga on Sept 27, 2006 15:12:45 GMT -5
three frindz chu, bu and fu went to US chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu went back !!
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Post by bagga on Sept 27, 2006 15:13:59 GMT -5
human brain is the most outstanding in nature, it functions 24 hours and 365 days in an year . it functions right from the time we are born and stops only when we enter the examination hall!
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Post by darkchampion96 on Oct 3, 2006 15:56:14 GMT -5
lol
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Oct 9, 2006 15:12:52 GMT -5
What do you say to a hitchhiker with one leg?
Hop in!
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Post by Magule on Oct 13, 2006 11:50:25 GMT -5
i cant think of any jokes that would be acceptable on here
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Post by isis63 on Oct 14, 2006 6:31:21 GMT -5
Same here, I wish I knew some. They are either inappropriate or ones that my 9 year old tells which aren't all that great!
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Post by Morgothas on Oct 14, 2006 12:02:50 GMT -5
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"
"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."
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Post by Magule on Oct 14, 2006 12:55:42 GMT -5
there once sat a gnome on a rock..... wait i dont think thats gonna work either
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Post by isis63 on Oct 14, 2006 15:22:42 GMT -5
Morgothas, that one was funny......... Thank you
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Post by Magule on Oct 15, 2006 4:59:00 GMT -5
no bad ...tell us another
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Post by Morgothas on Oct 15, 2006 12:19:10 GMT -5
This one is just for you Isis since you a Southern girl.....
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have anymore children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative, said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...
"1" "2" "3" "4" "5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
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