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Post by Magule on Oct 18, 2006 10:50:18 GMT -5
that is terrible
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Post by isis63 on Oct 18, 2006 20:20:32 GMT -5
Thank you, I think so too, but I didn't tell her that.
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Post by Magule on Oct 19, 2006 2:19:15 GMT -5
haha
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Oct 19, 2006 7:52:02 GMT -5
Five cannibals get appointed as PTO techs in a Scottish telecoms company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our cleaners has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!"
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Post by isis63 on Oct 19, 2006 11:43:44 GMT -5
That's funny, thank you............
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Post by Magule on Oct 19, 2006 14:22:14 GMT -5
that was pretty good
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Post by Morgothas on Oct 19, 2006 18:47:41 GMT -5
I like the skeleton joke Isis...pretty good for a 6 year old
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Post by Magule on Oct 19, 2006 19:19:36 GMT -5
yeah considering
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Post by Morgothas on Oct 19, 2006 20:36:49 GMT -5
A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed.
"What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."
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Post by Magule on Oct 19, 2006 20:46:42 GMT -5
haha thats funny
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Oct 21, 2006 18:05:41 GMT -5
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
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Post by Morgothas on Oct 21, 2006 18:16:58 GMT -5
lol that's funny
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Post by Morgothas on Oct 21, 2006 18:21:54 GMT -5
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Oct 21, 2006 18:22:03 GMT -5
Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks, "What's wrong?" "I have lost my electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!"
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Post by Morgothas on Oct 21, 2006 18:26:57 GMT -5
This one is definitly for you Isis.............
This couple have just met in a bar, really hit it off and gone back to her place to have wild, passionate sex. After they have finished he lies back with a smug look on his face, "I guess that was just about the best sex you have ever had," he says. "What makes you say that?" asks the woman.
"Well, every time we did it, I couldn't help notice how it made your toes curl," he explains.
"Oh," says the woman, "that was just because most men wait to take off my pantyhose first."
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