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Post by isis63 on Nov 5, 2006 20:35:25 GMT -5
None, she gets her goblin to do it for her!
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Post by Magule on Nov 5, 2006 22:59:15 GMT -5
no thats wrong ..... the answer is none because they just cast a light spell and keep going
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Post by Morgothas on Nov 5, 2006 23:57:07 GMT -5
A cat shows up at the Pearly gates of heaven.
St. Peter says, "I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn't cause any trouble, so I want to offer a gift to you of one special thing you have always wanted."
Cat: "Well, I did always long to own a nice satin pillow like my master had, so I could lie on it."
St. Peter: "That's easy. Granted. You shall have the satin pillow after you enter in."
Next a group of mice appeared.
St. Peter: "Ah, I remember you! You were such good mice on earth. You didn't steal food from anyone's house and never hurt other animals. Therefore, I want to grant you one special wish you always wanted."
The Chief Mouse replied, "Well, we always watched the children playing and saw them roller skate. It was beautiful and it looked like so much fun. So can we each have some roller skates, please?"
St. Peter: "Granted. You shall have your wish."
Next day, St. Peter is making rounds inside the Gates and sees the cat.
"Well, Cat...did you enjoy the satin pillow?"
Cat: "Oh, indeed I did. And say....that "Meals-on-Wheels" thing was a nice touch, too!"
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Post by Magule on Nov 6, 2006 19:09:26 GMT -5
that one wasnt as good as some of your others
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Post by isis63 on Nov 7, 2006 6:37:48 GMT -5
I liked it, cute
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Post by Morgothas on Nov 8, 2006 23:39:17 GMT -5
A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?"
"No." said the boy.
"Why not?" said the judge.
"Because she beats me."
The judge says "Okay, then you'll go live with your father."
"Oh No," cried the boy, "He beats me too."
Dumbfounded, the judge asks "Okay who do you want to live with?"
"I want to live with the Sanfransisco 49ers."
"Why?" asks the judge.
"They never beat anybody."
(have to be a football fan to get that one)
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Post by Magule on Nov 9, 2006 1:59:19 GMT -5
that would have been funnier if it was the raiders
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Post by isis63 on Nov 9, 2006 8:28:43 GMT -5
Let me Explain Life To You... --------------------------
On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your hou se and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into t he field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer' s family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I?ll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to ente rtain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been ex plained to you.
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Post by Magule on Nov 10, 2006 14:08:58 GMT -5
what was pretty good
ps on the skill list just now you were #171 and i was 174 or something like that
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Post by isis63 on Nov 10, 2006 14:39:01 GMT -5
Cool, I like that
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Post by Magule on Nov 10, 2006 17:57:29 GMT -5
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
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Post by sirinnu on Nov 11, 2006 14:13:40 GMT -5
Poor blind boy..
I love the life explanation, stupid man, hehe
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Post by isis63 on Nov 12, 2006 10:31:57 GMT -5
That's just plain awful Mags!!!!!!!!!!!!! The mother should be shot, LOL...... Ok, it was funny but picking on blind children is so wrong
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Post by Magule on Nov 12, 2006 17:30:16 GMT -5
Thats the least offensive joke i can put on here
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Post by isis63 on Nov 12, 2006 17:55:27 GMT -5
LOL, just bustin ya. If you can't find the humor in life then you are wasting your time......... I need to work on finding some jokes I can post here, none of the ones I have been getting lately are appropriate either.
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