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Post by lonewolfie on Nov 23, 2008 1:50:58 GMT -5
Have found 1 Joke thread but think it has been closed so I figured out I opened another thread cause just wanna share my jokes with everyone....
Anyone also can share here so please post more..
This joke originates from chinese language but still understandable so hope everyone dun mind ;D ================================================== Dont flame me If this is repeated or outdated
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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Post by Unknown on Nov 23, 2008 23:07:15 GMT -5
That's funny.
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Post by Irishman on Nov 28, 2008 15:00:07 GMT -5
James moves into his own place. His parents buy him a Parrot. James is happy, because he always wanted a parrot. Unfortunately, this parrot apparently already had one owner.
The parrot constantly spouts foul language and abuse at James. James is embarassed because he is going to have a large group of friends over for Thanksgiving. He plays soft, soothing music, and always speaks politely to the parrot, in attempts to teach it to be polite.
A few days later, James looses his temper and screams at the parrot. It returns the abuse. Finally, in exasperation he grabs up the parrot and shoves it into the freezer section of his refrigerator. The parrot continues the abuse, then it screams. Suddenly, all is silent.
Thinking he may have hurt the parrot, James opens the door. The parrot calmly walks out of the fridge and up his arm. In a polite voice it says 'Apparently something I said upset you. I apologize and would like to repent of my actions.'
James was amazed, and was just about to ask what brought about this change, when the Parrot spoke again,
'By the Way, What did that turkey do?'
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Post by Unknown on Dec 3, 2008 10:37:53 GMT -5
I know what it did Mr. Parrot! It tasted good... A horrible crime with pain of death in our society.
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Post by lonewolfie on Dec 9, 2008 3:49:28 GMT -5
When God gave out brains,
I thought He said trains,
And I said I'd take the next one.
When God gave out looks,
I thought He said books,
And I didn't want any.
When God gave out noses,
I thought He said roses,
And I ordered a big one.
When God gave out legs,
I thought He said kegs,
So I ordered two fat ones.
When God gave out ears,
I thought He said beers,
So I ordered two long ones.
When God gave out chins,
I thought He said gins,
So I said, "Give me a double."
God, am I a mess!!
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Post by Unknown on Dec 9, 2008 11:33:40 GMT -5
Go to page 147 in the Spam Wars, then continue to page 149. It made me laugh.
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Post by Irishman on Dec 9, 2008 22:11:49 GMT -5
I'll hafta try tha' my friend.
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Post by Unknown on Dec 9, 2008 22:19:17 GMT -5
It was pretty funny, but you've already read it, if you've read all of spam wars.
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Post by Irishman on Dec 9, 2008 22:28:45 GMT -5
Still, I can use a good laugh, lol.
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Post by Unknown on Dec 10, 2008 0:42:37 GMT -5
It's not as funny the second time.
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Post by lonewolfie on Dec 10, 2008 4:12:27 GMT -5
LOL @ first read
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Post by Raistler on Dec 10, 2008 5:13:46 GMT -5
Lonewolf that joke was a crack-up... And I at least hadn't heard it before. And Irishman, that was so funny I showed it to a few friends and we all just couldn't stop laughing for like half an hour... ok more like 5 minutes but you get the point... HILARIOUS! Raistler
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Post by lonewolfie on Dec 16, 2008 5:30:17 GMT -5
Another one ===========
Before Marriage He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes. She: Darling! After marriage...
** Simply read from bottom to top.
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Post by Unknown on Dec 16, 2008 10:50:36 GMT -5
Lol.
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Post by badkitty on Dec 16, 2008 22:59:36 GMT -5
All of my jokes are NSFW so I can't post them...
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