Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Dec 16, 2008 23:06:26 GMT -5
I'm not even going to ask what that means.
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Post by badkitty on Dec 16, 2008 23:14:12 GMT -5
Not Safe For Work
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Dec 16, 2008 23:30:56 GMT -5
Oh.
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lonewolfie
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You Still hold the chip in your hand means there is still a chance for you
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Post by lonewolfie on Dec 18, 2008 1:31:54 GMT -5
hahaha... maybe you can try to rephrase all
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lonewolfie
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Post by lonewolfie on Dec 18, 2008 1:43:56 GMT -5
Working a Lot of Overtime: this enables them to meet their lover after work Excessive Use of the Internet: a way for men to meet other women in chat rooms. Hiding the Cell Phone Bill: the #1 way to find out who the lover is.
Saying, "It's Your Imagination": this is what is told to you when you're too close to the truth. Receiving Hang Up Phone Calls: the paramour calling your house to speak with your mate, or the signal used when she's trying to get in touch with him.
No Longer Interested in Sex: saving their emotion for their lover.
No Longer Wearing Wedding Ring: a sign telling everyone "I am single."
New Sexual Techniques: what your spouse learned from their lover.
Saying "I Need My Space": when your spouse moves to the next stage of taking his/ her affair more seriously.
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Irishman
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Post by Irishman on Dec 18, 2008 22:50:32 GMT -5
Scary, absolutley scary
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lonewolfie
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Post by lonewolfie on Dec 19, 2008 21:41:24 GMT -5
Rules for Male, Written by Female
1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. )
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.
17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
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lonewolfie
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Post by lonewolfie on Dec 22, 2008 4:10:04 GMT -5
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to fool me because I can tell the difference."
The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch."
The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don`t want 8-year scotch like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!"
Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that`s the real thing."
A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey, I think that`s really far out what you can do. Try this one."
The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!"
The drunk`s eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how old am I?"
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Irishman
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Post by Irishman on Dec 25, 2008 14:59:47 GMT -5
Nasty, Very-Very Nasty!
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Raistler
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Post by Raistler on Dec 25, 2008 17:27:15 GMT -5
I agree... I think I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life and never drink again in my life. *SICKS UP* Raistler
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Dec 27, 2008 18:14:22 GMT -5
Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
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Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
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Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
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Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
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Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
Knock Knock! Who's There? Banana! Banana Who?
Knock Knock! Who's There? Orange! Orange Who? ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*bows*
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Dec 27, 2008 22:34:53 GMT -5
*hides*
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lonewolfie
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Post by lonewolfie on Dec 29, 2008 2:19:09 GMT -5
*sneaks*
LOL
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Dec 29, 2008 12:31:02 GMT -5
Knock Knock!
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Dec 29, 2008 13:30:01 GMT -5
Who there??
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