Irishman
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Post by Irishman on Sept 24, 2009 18:02:15 GMT -5
I can handle an "adult" joke. That was just a groaner. Why did the chicken Cross the Road? BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure: right from Day One!” That every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. D1CK CHENEY: Where’s my gun. COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
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Bre'Cheye
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ussta zhennu ventash'ma zhah ussta zhennu abbil... My Great Leader is my Great Friend!
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Post by Bre'Cheye on Oct 16, 2011 21:28:56 GMT -5
This is a bit of cajun humor:
There was a mama snake who had three baby snakes and they lived in this pit. Mama snake was trying to clean her pit and they were in her way, so she told them, "Why don't you all slither on over to Mrs. Pott's pit and hiss... I don't need you in my pit a hissing..."
So they slithered on over to Mrs Pott's pit to hiss. Mrs. Potts wasn't home yet but when she got home she found her three little neighbors hissing in her pit. She asked them, "What are you all doing in my pit a hissing? You go on over to your own pit and hiss."
So they went back home to hiss in their pit.
The mama snake looked up in the middle of her cleaning and said, "What are you doing in our pit a hissing? I thought I told you to go hiss in Mrs. Potts pit."
One of the baby's said, "Mama, Mrs Potts don't want us to hiss in her pit."
Mama Snake replied, "Hmmmpfhhhh... well!!! I can remember when Mrs. Potts didn't have a pit to hiss in!!"
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Post by kitterkat on Oct 17, 2011 10:31:07 GMT -5
LOL! i like this bre!
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