Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Oct 23, 2008 16:04:58 GMT -5
You missed a very big. important thing. You forgot to protect Shea. I come and cut Shea's finger off, and wear heavy boots to protect from the glass, and tell myself that as soon as I own this mountain, I can have all the cheese pie's in the factory. I walk up the mountain, holding the finger up at every check point. I then catch you off guard because you had no idea I was coming. So despite all your defences, a simple security camera could have saved your mountain. with MY MOUNTAIN being so well guarded, I bring up a few months supply of cheese pies, and relax in safety, after reprogramming the machines to obey me and only me of course. and adding a few retina scanners, a long with walking bombs that blow up within ten seconds of seeing any moving thing, unless you enter a password. I also have camera's everywhere that activate at the slightest motion, so I can see who's coming well before they get here, and I hire about 5 super-loyal body guards, so that if you somehow got up, you would still have to get through them, and you can't tunnel up, because Lockey's lava plan took care of that. I also have a self destruct button that requires a 64 digit password to be entered before you can use it.
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Cyruleanide
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Post by Cyruleanide on Oct 28, 2008 22:38:55 GMT -5
I am pretty certain that you would not have expected an Angel which knows Ninjutsu to assault this mountain directly from the sky. After plummeting the this precipice of the earth from the clouds at breakneck speed, far too fast for any cameras to even be able to follow my trail, I have thrown multiple silver ninja stars towards every camera lens on the mountain, shattering most of them and rendering other lenses which did not shatter unusable. Unknown, prepared to attack the Sky Warrior, is drawn to the lava river, where I hold every single cheese pie he has in a case above it. "Type in the 64 digit password, or the cheese pies are lava food!" While Unknown has trouble making this choice, due to his love for Cheese pies, five more Angels fall from the sky, dispatching of the five bodyguards that Unknown had hired. "Well??" I begin to loosen my grip from the case of thousands of cheese pies.... "FINE FINE!!! DON'T DROP THEM!!!" Unknown types in the correct 64 digit password, and afterward I take my katana out of it's scabbard with my free hand, and throw it towards the computer, piercing and rendering the self-destruct system useless. "Now please... PLEASE just hand over the cheese pies!" "As you wish, comrade" I have now thrown the case over the lava river. Unknown loves these things SO MUCH, that he jumps, without ANY help over the lava, and breaks open the huge case. Congratulations to him for enjoying them so much! "Sie krinta, noue elso kairan siefan" (Time to begin building, men) The five Angels and I work very swiftly, building not a Castle or Palace, but a very comfortable and well-sized base lined with platinum and crystal to keep out eny further assaults. "Some of that cheese pie WOULD have been nice, but..... Well, Unknown deserves it, i suppose
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Post by badkitty on Oct 29, 2008 21:13:19 GMT -5
Forget all you people *Nuclear bombs the mountain* My Hole that used to be a mountain which is now heavily guarded with security cameras, retina scanners, dna testing, motes, Marines, Snipers, Ninjas, Pirates, Gorillas, toddler, cheese cake factories arcades barbed wire plants helicopter guards c4 piles waiting to be delineated by armed guards with walkie talkies waiting for my signal. Dragons, wizards evil cars and flying monkies. need I say MY HOLE THAT USED TO BE A MOUNTAIN
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Cyruleanide
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Post by Cyruleanide on Oct 29, 2008 23:23:44 GMT -5
all right then, fine..... enjoy your... hole......
*snickers and flies away*
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Oct 30, 2008 16:24:12 GMT -5
*chooses another mountain out of the mountain range* *Leaves badkitty's *laughs* hole that used to be a mountain alone* I'll just sit on MY MOUNTAIN and laugh at Badkitty making her guards run around every time I throw a rock down. Until they all quit and she's left alone, guarding HER HOLE THAT USED TO BE A MOUNTAIN.
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Cyruleanide
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Post by Cyruleanide on Oct 30, 2008 22:02:20 GMT -5
LMFAO
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Oct 30, 2008 23:05:38 GMT -5
*Dathron marches up the mountain. With his Aura of Awesomeness he is untouchable. With a flick of the wrist, he sends unknown screaming to his death. He then places his fold-up lawn chair on the peak, and pops a can of root beer.*
"Hey dudes. This is, uh, kinda...MY mountain."
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Nov 3, 2008 10:27:58 GMT -5
*Takes a nap on his lawn chair*
This is nice, having my own mountain for so long!
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Nov 4, 2008 9:07:11 GMT -5
I hate triple posting....but I must. My favorite game must be saved! Also I must keep gloating about MY MOUNTAIN!
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Post by Cyruleanide on Nov 4, 2008 14:09:45 GMT -5
well your aura of awesomeness seems too untouchable and i really lost all hope of being funny when it was just way too easy for you to take the mountain.... so... I give up. *flies above the clouds and out of sight*
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Nov 5, 2008 11:29:50 GMT -5
*Wonders why the mountain is so quiet...Sees Cyrule fly forlornly away..* It's so lonely on my mountain *hopes someone will try to steal it from him soon!*
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Post by Cyruleanide on Nov 6, 2008 11:26:51 GMT -5
*flies back, and sees excitement on dathron's face*
How about this. Putting in some alliance with you, I will guard your mountain with my skills, but only if you pay me with some apple pie!
*stands there*
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Nov 6, 2008 12:07:08 GMT -5
Hmmm..
*ponders the deal*
How about Strawberry-Rhubarb?
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Nov 10, 2008 14:43:38 GMT -5
While the deal making is going on, unknown walks up, and, since Dathron is not very awesome at making deals, his aura of awesomeness is down-graded to just a cool aura, which is not very protective. I then blast the two trading peoples with a huge death ray. Which I now set up to blast any intruders. Including the flying kind.
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Post by Cyruleanide on Nov 11, 2008 6:19:05 GMT -5
ouch! that was just low.... and i so would have taken some strawberry, too...
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