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Post by charusmalko on Aug 18, 2008 12:45:33 GMT -5
The point of this game is to capture the "mountain":
Ill start off,
I find a mountain, i go up to it and take over it. I hire guards to guard it. MY MOUNTAIN!
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Post by Unknown on Aug 19, 2008 12:10:53 GMT -5
Well, I find a advanced alien civilization that thinks I'm their king, and I utterly destroy your puny guards and claim the mountain as my own. I set up turrets, and alien guards with laser blasters, and walls everywhere. MY MOUNTAIN!!!
Is that how it's supposed to go?
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Post by charusmalko on Aug 19, 2008 17:47:42 GMT -5
Well, I find a advanced alien civilization that thinks I'm their king, and I utterly destroy your puny guards and claim the mountain as my own. I set up turrets, and alien guards with laser blasters, and walls everywhere. MY MOUNTAIN!!! Is that how it's supposed to go? Ya thats pretty good but, use your imagination more! I SUMMON 1000 MAN EATING HAMBURGERS, THEY EAT ALL OF YOUR ALIENS THEN THEY SELF DESTRUCT MAKING A WALL THAT IS AS STRONG AS A CRYSTAL!!!!!!! I hire a guard with a silver amini club to guard my mountain.
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Post by Unknown on Aug 20, 2008 15:31:41 GMT -5
Only one guard? Ha! I use my magical might to use your crystal wall for whatever effect it does! It turns out to be a ruby wall which makes it explode, killing your guard. And the blast makes a HUGE hole in the ground, and a trillion souls come flying out of it! They are already dead so you can't kill them! And I'm their master so I order them to guard my mountain!
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Post by King_Smitty on Aug 20, 2008 15:52:19 GMT -5
I send Chuck Norris to take command of the evil souls guarding the mountain. The Mountain is now mine.
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Post by Hody on Aug 21, 2008 0:19:56 GMT -5
I send a barber up the mountain, chuck norris that doesn't want his beard shaved flees in horror down the slope, then I bring an army of farting old men to guard MY MOUNTAIN!!!
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Post by Unknown on Aug 21, 2008 8:21:06 GMT -5
I give your army something to make them less stinky. Then I charge the mountain with an army of fat guys that crush anyone in their way! MY MOUNTAIN!!!
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Post by badkitty on Aug 21, 2008 12:57:48 GMT -5
I hire a bunch of Sumo wrestlers to squash your guards and take over the mountain. i dig a mote filled with ravenous alligators and a giant squid to protect the bottom of the mountain, midway up I plant a field of poppies to distract you while my evil poo throwing monkeys destroy you and if you survive that you will encounter 300 spartans 9000 roman guards and thousands of clones of my mother in law that will nag you to death. MY MOUNTAIN!
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Post by Unknown on Aug 21, 2008 13:28:12 GMT -5
Hah! But the aligators and giant squids fight each other and end up either dead or to wounded to attack anyone, and your monkeys destroy the poppies, and the spartans and romans kill each other, and any survivors of that get annoyed to death by your clones, who end up going their different ways after annoying each other, leaving only one or two left. But they leave after the monkeys get bored and start flinging poo at them, then the monkeys leave because they got bored. I am now able to walk right up without anything to stop me. I get superman to guard the mountain. MY MOUNTAIN!!!
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Post by charusmalko on Aug 22, 2008 8:49:02 GMT -5
I nuke the mountain,killing everything on it except superman. I give super man a soup. But what super doesn't know is that in the soup has kryptonite in it. MAH MOUNTAIN
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Post by Unknown on Aug 22, 2008 9:10:12 GMT -5
Too bad you leave it un-guarded, so I walk up, and wait for superman to wake up. Which happens just a minute after I get there. MY MOUNTAIN!!!
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Post by sirinnu on Aug 25, 2008 20:58:07 GMT -5
me send an orc specially trained in superhero assasination.... he does his job perfectly, by killing superman with his breath ()... then eats him to get xtra power for the incoming fight!
he is now waiting for another would-be hero to try ascending sirinnu s Mountain
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Post by alanc303 on Aug 26, 2008 9:34:52 GMT -5
o u think ur so smart sirinnu I lay a trail of dead fish, leading ur ogre of the mountain. As ogres have poor vision, a simple superman suit on a sign is enough to get its attention Meanwhile, my army of armed armenians march into position. As you are now guardless, I happily remove you from your spot. NEXT
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Post by Unknown on Aug 26, 2008 11:51:39 GMT -5
I walk up to your mountain, but your guards remember that their mommies always told them not to talk to strangers. So I walk up the mountain and none of them say halt. And since they never told me to halt they would feel bad shooting me. So when I get up the mountain I use my voice changer to make me sound like you. So I fire all of them for letting me walk up the mountain. I then signal my waiting genetically altered super army to ambush them and guard MY MOUNTAIN!!!
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Aug 26, 2008 22:01:29 GMT -5
With my super-strength, I pick up the mountain and shake everybody and everything off of it. Then I walk to the End of The Earth!!!!!! And then some....and put down the mountain, and then climb to the top.
MY MOUNTAIN!!!!!!
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