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Post by badkitty on Oct 6, 2008 8:32:38 GMT -5
*Walks up the mountain bats my big brown eyes at unknown and throws him off the montain onto the boulders below
MY MOUNTAIN FOOL!
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Post by Unknown on Oct 6, 2008 15:38:07 GMT -5
Your lucky I was reading my book, or you would have failed! *Is mad that his book made him sick, and allowing Badkitty to take his mountain*
Well, I bring in a pack of dogs, and your kitty instinct tells you to run for your life, now I have a pack of dogs, and my army, protecting MY MOUNTAIN!!!
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Post by badkitty on Oct 6, 2008 20:59:00 GMT -5
I bring my London broil steaks and throw them at the dogs and now your underfed army is fighting your dogs for the steaks and your too distracted by your book and i throw you onto the boulders again and thus making it MY MOUNTAIN!
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Post by Unknown on Oct 7, 2008 11:16:54 GMT -5
But I finished my book. me and my army come and slash you in the face, then throw you off the highest cliff on the mountain. (My army won against the dogs. Swords, shields, and armor are very likely going to win against dogs.) MY MOUNTAIN!!!! Will no one exterminate my army? I've had it for too long in a game where your trying to destroy me and anything or anyone helping me.
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Post by King_Smitty on Oct 7, 2008 21:25:26 GMT -5
you've had your army so long that they grew old and died. I then slap you in the back of the head, and throw you down a well. MY MOUNTAIN!
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Oct 8, 2008 7:32:03 GMT -5
And as Smitty didnt defend the mountain properly after deposing Unknown, Lockey and his army of mini me's easily overthrow him and put Smitty in the dungeon, guarded by a fire breathing dragon, a 5 headed basilisk and a Chevvy Chase look alike.
Sets his army of mini me's to guard MY MOUNTAIN.
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Post by macejohnson on Oct 14, 2008 17:52:58 GMT -5
Mace sneaks into the scene and makes a line of 100 dollars bills leading off a cliff as they leave the mountain, he writes his name on the mountain with a lazer" THIS IS MACE MOUNTAIN" he snickers and hides behind a rock and waited to attack the next person.
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Post by Unknown on Oct 16, 2008 15:31:05 GMT -5
I walk up to the mountain, see the "THIS IS MACE MOUNTAIN" sign, and go to the next mountain, leaving Mace to forever be hiding behind a rock, waiting. I guard MY MOUNTAIN with a fresh army of un-aging people at the prime of their lives, at the exact moment that they are at their strongest.
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Oct 17, 2008 7:11:58 GMT -5
Falls off Mace mountain onto Unknown....
*Thats was a nice soft landing*
Sees a squished Unknown and assumes control of MY MOUNTAIN, with my new army of unaging people.
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Post by Unknown on Oct 17, 2008 7:51:59 GMT -5
But I get up and cast a loyalty spell on MY un-aging army. They then throw you back up to Mace Mountain, where he comes out of hiding, throws you back down, then hides again. Then we throw you up again. Repeat 30 or 40 times. Then we throw you in to an active volcano. Where you fall for a long time. Then hit the magma. But we had a heat-proof rope tied around you, and pulled you back up, then let you drop again. we did this 3 or 4 times, then we pulled your nearly dead body back up, brought you back from the brink of death, then did all that again. saved you once more, then repeated again. This time we let you recover for about a month, then throw you off a cliff. Where you lay, barely conscious of the sounds of wolfs howls, getting closer and closer... then we hear screams as they eat you alive. Now I have a un-aging army that is completely loyal to me, and only me. And one less enemy.
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Post by macejohnson on Oct 20, 2008 12:11:06 GMT -5
Now thats funny XD
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Post by Unknown on Oct 20, 2008 12:15:23 GMT -5
I can't wait for Lockey to see it!
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Oct 20, 2008 19:06:07 GMT -5
I take out my pie-shooter.
I shoot my pie-shooter at your army.
They all die.
MY MOUNTAIN!
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Post by Unknown on Oct 20, 2008 19:08:04 GMT -5
But my army just ate your pies and appeared to die, then they wake up and throw you off of MY MOUNTAIN! Lockey, if you see this, look above until you see my post concerning you.
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Post by badkitty on Oct 22, 2008 9:25:40 GMT -5
*comes in gorilla warfare style and kills every one and everything defending the mountain no exceptions* I set up traps and guards in various places. I.E. Laser activated machine guns,, pits of despair, side shows, a cartoon room to distract you a cheese cake factory to keep unknown busy along a path , a path of unimaginable torture, shards of broken glass along every walk way, barb wire for vines, anything your twisted little minds can come up with its in there. Not to mention armored check points along the way, with DNA testing that if your not Shea or myself you will be blown up on the spot. Also along the way to the top of the mountain you have to have a finger print reading to make sure your Shea or myself to prevent death. The machines are smart enough to know the difference in the ballistics gel and real skin too incanse you get any ideas. So I guess that makes it MY MOUNTAIN.
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