Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Sept 4, 2008 12:55:23 GMT -5
But the place you put it down on was over a underground lake! So when you put it over the relatively thin amount of dirt, it falls through! You think it's the end of the world, and go running around screaming away! I am then able to put my army of superman clones to guard the mountain, I tell them to destroy ANYONE as soon as they approach MY MOUNTAIN!!! And I also tell them to not accept any soup from ANYONE!
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Sept 8, 2008 9:14:27 GMT -5
I bring my army of Lex Luthers who destroy your superman clones with a dastardly evil plot involving bread rolls and reconstituted ham.
I then guard MY MOUNTAIN with a herd of rabid elk crossed with killer whales who are immune to acid rain, nuclear explosions and tomatoes....
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Sept 9, 2008 18:49:50 GMT -5
I sneak up on you and tie lots of meat on you! I then climb up the ladder going up to my waiting helecoptor, and fly away. Mean while, the herd of rabid elk crossed with killer whales who are immune to acid rain, nuclear explosions, and tomatoes, smell meat. You are eaten a live. Then I wait while the herd of rabid elk crossed with killer whales who are immune to acid rain, nuclear explosions and tomatoes attack each other. then I set up a force field to protect MY MOUNTAIN!!!!
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Sept 10, 2008 6:37:19 GMT -5
Once I have been reincarnated in an even better looking body, I quickly find the plug socket that your force field is powered by and turn it off. Immediately your force field splutters, grows less bright and slowly fades to nothing.
I set off to the top of the mountain with another herd of rabid elk crossed with killer whales who are immune to acid rain, nuclear explosions, and tomatoes, with one small difference. They are now vegetarians and have been taught that biting me is very naughty.
Spotting that Unknown may well be inside DS's head (again) and therefore slightly distracted by the inside of DS's closet, L_L and his herd of vegetarian rabid elk crossed with killer whales who are immune to acid rain, nuclear explosions, and tomatoes quickly shuffle him out of the back door and down to the foot of the mountain where I trade him for 2 camels in the market.
I set the vegatarian herd of rabid elk crossed with killer whales who are immune to acid rain, nuclear explosions, and tomatoes at the foot of the mountain to stop any would be intruders and then place the 2 camels next to me at the top of MY MOUNTAIN to gurn hilariously at anyone who manages to escape the attention of my vegatarian herd of rabid elk crossed with killer whales who are immune to acid rain, nuclear explosions, and tomatoes.
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Post by King_Smitty on Sept 11, 2008 10:51:53 GMT -5
i talk to Captain James T Kirk and get him to teleport your vegetarian herd of rabid elk crossed with killer whales who are immune to acid rain, nuclear explosions, and tomatoes, and whatever dastardly weird immunities along with you and your creepy camels to an identical mountain that would have been much simpler to claim for myself.
Then i guard MY MOUNTAIN with millions of unknown-look-alike-robots loyal to me who cannot be reprogrammed or have viruses sent to them, and are able to tell the difference between me and a clone/lookalike robot of me, and can tell the difference between them and the real unknown and command them to create a strong enough counter for whatever the real Unknown conjures up to try and take my mountain since they are clones of him and think exactly like he would so they would know what he was trying to do to steal my mountain, even if it is a trick and he thinks he can outsmart millions of himself. I was able to clone Unknown into these androids because he nicked his arm coming out of the back door and while Lockey was trading him for camels i snuck in a stole a little DNA from the blood on the door.
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Sept 11, 2008 16:39:23 GMT -5
Turns on his planet sized magnet and hovers in over the mountain until all of those weird Unknown looky likey robots are stuck to it. Takes the magnet to the sun and switches it off, casting the millions of robots into the heat of the sun and to their permanent destruction.
I guard MY MOUNTAIN myself as my elk armies have failed miserably. Grabs a stick from the floor and brandishes it menacingly!!
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Sept 24, 2008 13:05:21 GMT -5
This happens about the time that I had snuck up on Lockey and impaled him with a spikey spiked helm, so while he's trying to get it, he falls on his back and further impaled himself, then I pushed him down the mountain, then I got his planet sized magnet, and turned it on, messing up the earth's magnetic field, making all compasses go wrong, and no one can find MY MOUNTAIN!!!! Because they don't have any compasses, this also allows aliens to land, and I make them guard MY MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by King_Smitty on Sept 24, 2008 22:31:07 GMT -5
I remember where the mountain was, and send billions of Junk Mail Letters to the moutain, and as you are captivated by the letters and their contents, i set fire to them all and everything on the mountain is engulfed in flames and the aliens decide to leave. As you are tending your third degree burns i slap you with the last un-burned letter. In your dazed confusion i box you up and send you to Lockey, as he will surely have more fun shaking the box knowing you're inside it than to come and steal MY MOUNTAIN.
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Sept 25, 2008 14:16:40 GMT -5
But, Lockey can't stand my stench, and sends the box back, so now that I'm safely back to the mountain, I shoot a super mega ultra destroyer disintegration beam that locks on and can't miss or be blocked, and no one in the universe, or any other universe, or any other dimension, or any other dimension IN any other universe, is immune to it, and it keeps going until it hit's it's target, so even if you use a human shield, it will still go and hit you too. I then send Lockey some mail that's laced with some deadly disease, and even if it doesn't infect/kill him, he still has to be in the hospital for a very long time. I then use magical barrier's to protect MY MOUNTAIN!!! And anyone/anything that touches them, is teleported into another dimension, where they can never escape.
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Sept 29, 2008 7:46:45 GMT -5
Receives a note through the door from the postman stating that I have received a letter but that there was insufficient postage on it and it has been returned to sender.
Gets to the nmountain just as Unknwon is leaving in an ambulance with a strange looking rash and a letter tightly gripped in his clawed hand....
As Unknown leaves, all magical enchantments are broken so Lockey walsk to the top of MY MOUNTAIN and digs a giant pit around it, placing spikey spikes at the bottom to impale any trespassers!
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Post by Unknown on Sept 29, 2008 13:23:08 GMT -5
*get's out of the hospital*
Seeing as the only defence around the mountain is a pit, I get my clones to help me build a bridge, while Lockey helplessly watches, trying to throw stones to stop me, but it doesn't work. Soon I am across, and me and my clones throw Lockey into his own pit, then me and my clones carry a ground shaker across the bridge, so if anyone try's to build a stone bridge across, it will be shaken to bits, and we keep a torch constantly lit, so that if a wooden bridge were to be made, it would soon be burnt to the ground, and I use my magic to prevent any magical bridges, floating people, or witch brooms, from getting across. I keep archers ready at all times to prevent any winged enemy's from getting through, and I equip some of my clones with swords, so that if someone DID get across, they would soon be butchered into tiny pieces, and served in the next soup. I also have huge catapults with huge boulders in them, so if a giant try's to get over, he'll have a huge head ache when he wakes up, if he wakes up.
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Sept 30, 2008 9:46:51 GMT -5
Lockey, seeing that the mountain is incredibly well defended digs an underground tunnel right to the heart of the mountain. Once in the heart of the mountain, he tunnels his way out to the side and seeing that there are thousands of evil clones guarding the mountain, hatches an evil plan of terrifying brilliance.
He goes back down his tunnel into the heart of the mountain, pulls on his heat and fire resistant DSJ and begins to dig a series of small tunnels out towards the surface of the mountain, but never quite breaking the surface for fear of giving himself away. Once an intricate network of these tunnels has been dug, Lockey returns to the centre of the mountain, fastens up his DSJ and tunnels down, deep down into the Earths core. Upon feeling the intense heat of the molten magma just below where he is digging, Lockey retreats out of the tunnels, back down his original tunnel and out into the forests surrounding the mountain, guarded by the evil clones.
It should only be 2 or 3 more minutes now Lockey thinks to himself as he calculates the pressure building under the flimsy skin that Lockey left over the magma.
*KABOOM*
The plan works exactly as Lockey had planned, molten magma exploding up through the tunnels, blasting through each of the tunnels in the network and covering every inch of the mountain in red hot molten rock. Unknowns clones scream as they are burnt to a crisp by the red hot magma, and the archers desperately try to erect a bridge off the mountain to escape but this bridge is destroyed by the big shaking machine.
Soon enough, the magma has cooled down and hardened to form an inpenetrable underground barrier and strenghthen the inside of the mountain.
Lockey calmly walks past the spot where Unknowns shadow has been burnt into the mountainside and takes up watch over his army of mini me's armed with sub machine guns and black belts in karate to defend MY MOUNTAIN.
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Sept 30, 2008 13:57:51 GMT -5
But the big shaking machine wasn't on at the time.... I turn it off to save power, when there's no one building a bridge at the time.
So Some of my clones build a bridge and escape, they run off with me, and we deciede that some stupid mountain isn't worth the trouble of keeping. (And because the mountain is all rocky and barren anyways, who wants a rocky barren mountain?) So we capture a hill and make a tower on the hill, so anyone coming near, is shot down, we also get a machine that tells us when there's any activity under, and where it is, so that we know when to run away.
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Post by Lord_Lockey on Oct 3, 2008 6:57:53 GMT -5
Starts to dig under the hill....watches with fascination as Unknowns machine goes berzerk and Unknown and his army run away!
Walks up to the top of the hill, gets in the tower and declares this MY HILL.
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Oct 4, 2008 22:00:32 GMT -5
Unknown and his army look and Lockey in his tower, and can't help but laugh at him. Then we run back to the real prize, the mountain, and capture it with ease. Then we just look around, and if anyone is seen coming, then they will be shot down without warning. MY MOUNTAIN!!!
*laughs at Lockeys for falling for one of the newer tricks in the book*
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