Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Dec 31, 2008 1:00:14 GMT -5
Unknown found a flaw in Dathrons otherwise brilliant plan, and used it for an extreme advantage. The flaw being, of course, that they were on top of a mountain, one of those weird ones that doesn't randomly have walls. So instead of sticking his thumbs in my eyes, he just flies off into some random country, where they think he is a spy and execute him.
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Irishman
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Post by Irishman on Dec 31, 2008 21:49:02 GMT -5
*Irishman walks up to the top of the mountain while Dathron is sailing into the sunset.....shoves Unknown off the side of the mountain*
MY MOUNTAIN!!!
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Post by badkitty on Jan 16, 2009 22:22:33 GMT -5
Comes up the mountain and starts conversing with Irishman about good Irish folk lore and how we plan to spend ST. Paddy's day and take over the mountain Boondock Saint's style. Sets up perimeters and air guards protecting my mountain. Land mines are set, Monekys with guns, ninjas at every inch pirates guarding the shore. Vampire cows along every open space, killer birds, if your sick little head can think of it. I have a counter for it. HA HA HA MY MOUNTAIN.
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Post by TheAnt on Jan 17, 2009 0:52:54 GMT -5
*sets loose a thouand dogs on the mountain* my dogs loooveee kitties =P
watches kitty run down the other side of the moutain with her ninjas and cows and what-nots.
gathers my army ants and erects a barricade wall of ants 20 feet tall around the moutain.
*these ants are resistant to any kind of bug spray or pesticides!*
one bite from any of these ants will send u screaming in pain to the nearest doc!
muahahaha.
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Post by badkitty on Jan 17, 2009 23:48:11 GMT -5
Fortunately Shea and I are both medic. we jerry rig the mountain against all enemies, including ants. ha ha ha. MY MOUNTAIN!!!
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Jan 18, 2009 19:03:36 GMT -5
*gets a shovel....sneaks around to the back of badkitty's mountain and quietly begins digging*
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Post by TheAnt on Jan 18, 2009 20:49:00 GMT -5
what do u mean medic??
enters dath's tunnel and lays 100 dynamites just beaneath the mountain.
tick....tick....tick... BOOM!!!
no more moutain =(
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Irishman
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Post by Irishman on Jan 19, 2009 22:37:26 GMT -5
*Irishman looks bewildered for a moment as he realizes he lost the mountain.*
*comes up with an idea*
*begins setting up the most massive bar, completely surrounding the mountain, having every imaginable drink*
*Sends out his fellow barkeeps ta wait on the inevitable customers*
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Post by TheAnt on Jan 19, 2009 23:38:33 GMT -5
*summons harpies from hie brasil*
they fly into the bar and lift away every barkeeper and irishman.
;D
MY BAR!!!
Change this to "Capture the Bar" lol
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Irishman
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Post by Irishman on Jan 21, 2009 17:20:05 GMT -5
*wanders around Hie Brasil in a daze, wondering wha' happend*
*catches a ride home amidst a hurricane*
*enters the Forest, battles his way through ta the mountain, and sets up behind HIS section of the bar*
My Bar!
*draws a foamy tankard from a cask, and quaffs it down*
Ahh!
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Jan 22, 2009 13:39:30 GMT -5
I walk up, and destroy the bar, and everyone is too drunk to stop me. I then build a new, titanium mountain. MY MOUNTAIN is also alive, and it only lets me on it. And it can't be fooled in any way. and if anyone or anything gets near it, including flying things, it causes them to see their worst nightmare, coming at them. And if someone survives that, it becomes extremely hard to climb, huge globs of molten titanium are constantly raining down on you, and huge boulders of solid titanium roll down the mountain at you endlessly, and I have a generator that makes the entire mountain have deadly amounts of electricity flow through it.
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Irishman
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Post by Irishman on Jan 22, 2009 21:59:21 GMT -5
Ouch! Too hot fer me.
*Irishman wanders a safe distance away and sets up a somewhat smaller bar*
*pours a foamy mug of Porter*
Ahh! Slainte!
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Post by TheAnt on Jan 22, 2009 22:04:55 GMT -5
*buys a bucket of water at irish's bar*
*walks up unsuspiciously to the titanium mountain, whistling yankee doodle*
then with a quick sudden movement I empty the bucket on the mountain and it short circuits!!
Its defenses become useless. I gather my army and usurp the throne
MY MOUNTAIN!!!
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Hermione
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Post by Hermione on Jan 24, 2009 2:36:42 GMT -5
Wanders over with a clipboard. Ahem. Whoever owns this thing, I am serving you with papers -you have defaulted on your mortgage. This mountain will shortly be auctioned off to pay for the back-taxes.
Mwa ha ha ha ha!
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Post by TheAnt on Jan 24, 2009 3:06:44 GMT -5
uh no ma'am that thing aint mine. I ain't never even seen it before It's his! *points finger at unknown* *drops bucket and runs down the mountain*
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