Unknown
Honored Warrior
HW2
Mr. Pie Eater
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Post by Unknown on Dec 8, 2008 12:10:53 GMT -5
It seems Dathron waited too long to blow me up. So I found his TNT and hid it in his cave while he was sleeping. Then, when he finally comes back to destroy me, he just ruins his new home. And, if he happens to do it in the cave, he kills himself.
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Irishman
Honored Warrior
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Traveling Bard
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Post by Irishman on Dec 8, 2008 22:59:16 GMT -5
Notices the distinct lack of interest, and retaliates.
*Throws water balloons loaded with Ale at unknown*
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Dec 8, 2008 23:11:00 GMT -5
Hey! I want water balloons with Ale! Throw them at ME!
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Unknown
Honored Warrior
HW2
Mr. Pie Eater
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Post by Unknown on Dec 9, 2008 0:11:48 GMT -5
*wanders around with no one to attack him and his pies of doom.*
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Dec 27, 2008 18:11:16 GMT -5
*lurks behind Unknown*
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Unknown
Honored Warrior
HW2
Mr. Pie Eater
Posts: 11,755
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Post by Unknown on Dec 29, 2008 13:46:49 GMT -5
*Turns around and blasts Dathron relentlessly with many, many pies of doom.*
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Dec 29, 2008 21:57:36 GMT -5
*slow-mo shot of Dathron being pummeled by the pies*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Unknown
Honored Warrior
HW2
Mr. Pie Eater
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Post by Unknown on Dec 30, 2008 14:29:56 GMT -5
*Gets tired of this, and hands ownership of MY MOUNTAIN!!! To Dathron.*
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Dec 30, 2008 14:33:34 GMT -5
*cheers, and throws a ale-filled water balloon in the air in celebration*
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Unknown
Honored Warrior
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Mr. Pie Eater
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Post by Unknown on Dec 30, 2008 14:36:29 GMT -5
*Catch's the water balloon and throws it off the mountain*
*Gives Dathron one more post to build defence's, before his pie army attacks*
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Dec 30, 2008 14:47:17 GMT -5
*Dathron rushes around his mountain, and begins building walls, buttresses, pie guns, pie repellent guns, towers, towers with pie machine guns mounted on them, robots who shoot pies, robots who shoot and destroy enemy pies, fire-breathing automated dragons, computers, armor, weapons, underground bomb shelters, underground pie shelters, overground pie shelters, a water balloon filling station, a nuclear bomb building station, a pie making station, a pie baking station, a pie eating station, a pie throwing station, seventeen moats at the base of his mountain, not a SINGLE drawbridge, moats that are filled with boiling oil and crocodiles who are impervious to boiling oil, AND a bazooka.*
*hides in the middle of the enormous fortress he has built at the top of the mountain, behind twenty solid titanium bolted doors, thirty more gates made out of titanium, all guarded by two laser-shooting robo-wolfs, up two staircases and down three, thirty miles deep into the mountain, in his underground completely secret, eye-hand-voice verification needed to enter, secret room where his amazing getaway cars and helicopters are stored, just in case.*
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*crosses his fingers*
*.....which is the signal that alerts his army of elves, dwarves, dragons, trolls, goblins, orcs, djinni, dogs, cats, mice, fish, ghosts, ghouls, gelatinous cubes, sphinxes, wyverns, Evil Freds, businessmen, CEOs, Batmen, Supermen, Spidermen, and AMAZING PEOPLE-PIES OF DEATH, AND the GREEN BEAN BAG CHAIR OF DEATH, to begin to move out from their completely secret and amazingly amazing hiding places, and begin preparations for defending against Unknowns pie army*
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Unknown
Honored Warrior
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Mr. Pie Eater
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Post by Unknown on Dec 30, 2008 15:04:19 GMT -5
Wow.... *gives up* I could get through everything else... But businessmen? That's just not fair. Ah, well. Might as well try. I feed your entire army of elves, dwarves, dragons, trolls, goblins, orcs, djinni, dogs, cats, mice, fish, ghosts, ghouls, gelatinous cubes, sphinxes, wyverns, Evil Freds, businessmen, CEOs, Batmen, Supermen, Spidermen, and AMAZING PEOPLE-PIES OF DEATH, AND the GREEN BEAN BAG CHAIR OF DEATH's some pie, which contains a powerful relaxant. The can't move a muscle, not even their eye muscles, so they can't even look at me as me and my army walk by. Except the businessmen, they are immune to relaxants, and they pester me with deals. So I tie them up and throw them into the moats. I throw an icy pie into each mote, freezing them and everything in them solid, so I can walk right over your frozen boiling oil. I see a bazooka laying on the ground, with no one using it, and I pick it up and destroy everything that doesn't throw/make pies. Me and my pie army, being immune to pie, walk right by all of your pie throwing/making devices. I then use a fire inferno pie to melt through your walls, the molten metal hardens around your getaway vehicles, and your wolfs, making them useless. I then eat a go-through-metal pie, and go and save you, giving you a go-through-metal pie too. I then surround you with my army and laugh as you look around fearfully.
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Dec 31, 2008 0:00:45 GMT -5
I hide in the corner, fearfully chewing my thumb....which ALSO triggers the trapdoor which is right beneath Unknowns feet! Unknown falls through the floor, headed three miles down the mountain, towards a pit of spikes. While this is happening, I pull out my whipped cream revolver from the back of my jeans, and begin to pummel Unknowns pie army with devastating amounts of sugary topping.
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Unknown
Honored Warrior
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Mr. Pie Eater
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Post by Unknown on Dec 31, 2008 0:04:53 GMT -5
Quickly thinking, I eat a bouncy-shield pie, and I bounce back up, then I crush you with my bouncy-shield, repeatedly.
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Dec 31, 2008 0:26:12 GMT -5
*bounces off the bouncy-shield, catapults off the wall of the room, right towards Unknown, knocks over Unknown, sticks his thumbs in Unknowns eyes.*
"GIVE UP! GIVE UP I SAY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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