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Post by tripop on Mar 20, 2008 14:38:58 GMT -5
A blond, red head, and brunette are sitting in the doctors office all awaiting test results from their pregnancies.
the red head said she will have a girl cuz she was laying down durring conception, as the brunette insisted a boy because she was on top.
it was then the blond started to cry loudly and it was when they insisted to know what was wrong she replied: "I'm going to have puppies!!"
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Post by isis63 on Mar 20, 2008 14:45:27 GMT -5
Oh my!!!!! Interesting joke, lol.
Here's one:
Man walks into his Doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." The doctor replies, Next time, take off the candles."
Yeah I know, lame but it's the best I can do at the moment.
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Post by sirinnu on Mar 20, 2008 14:46:45 GMT -5
hehe
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Post by darkparanoia on Mar 24, 2008 12:38:24 GMT -5
I am a dancing pink fairy... picture it, BOT... picture it....
And don't tell me it didn't make you at least smile...
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Post by Bloodcry on Mar 24, 2008 21:21:43 GMT -5
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
HERE IS ANOTHER:
There's a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette.
On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing.
On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated... they're in a panic. They're screaming, terrified, and holding onto each other as the bus moves along the street.
Finally, a brunette gets up and walks to the top of the bus to ask whats wrong, and one of the blonde's replies, "what's wrong?!? well, you'd be screaming too if you didnt have a driver!!!"
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Post by Bloodcry on Mar 24, 2008 21:26:23 GMT -5
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Post by Unknown on Mar 25, 2008 15:43:31 GMT -5
Knock Knock.
(Who's there?)
Amos
(Amos who?)
A mosquito just bit me! ---------------------------------
Knock knock
(who's there?)
Andy
(Andy who?)
Andy bit me gain!
Stupid I know but I have nothing else.
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Post by darkparanoia on Mar 25, 2008 20:23:26 GMT -5
It doesn't take much to make me smile. Easily amused, I guess.
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