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Post by boyoftrash on Nov 29, 2007 14:42:01 GMT -5
All you have to do in this game to win a prize is make me laugh. That's it
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Nov 29, 2007 16:43:02 GMT -5
Here's a joke:
Caleb: Teacher, could I ever get in trouble for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No, Caleb. I wouldn't punish you for something that you didn't even do.
Caleb: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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Post by debest1 on Nov 29, 2007 23:50:37 GMT -5
Here's a joke:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
Voted "Best Joke in the World" last year. Hope you found it good!
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Post by icecreamman on Nov 30, 2007 8:18:39 GMT -5
my roomate just got an ethernet cord long enough to reach his bed, hes been playing soo much WoW hes been to just 1 class this week and i'm worried he'll start to request food deliveries
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debest1
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Post by debest1 on Nov 30, 2007 8:36:04 GMT -5
How many tries do we get?
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Nov 30, 2007 9:57:23 GMT -5
Sure, ICM...your "roommate" is addicted to games, right...lol
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Post by boyoftrash on Nov 30, 2007 13:08:52 GMT -5
As many as you want!
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Post by debest1 on Nov 30, 2007 13:11:38 GMT -5
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Nov 30, 2007 13:17:47 GMT -5
I once ate a fake, plastic apple just because someone dared me NOT to. How's THAT for reverse psychology. I sure showed him...
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Post by sirinnu on Nov 30, 2007 13:24:29 GMT -5
To ALL, , dont drink this poisonous beverage!
*Poisonous drink*
*waiting to see what D_S will do!!! *
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Nov 30, 2007 13:33:14 GMT -5
*GULP*
HA HA HA!
Oh, did I show you or what?!
*feels woozy*
Dang you, double reverse psychology...
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Post by isis63 on Nov 30, 2007 15:04:56 GMT -5
LOL, even if you aren't making BOT laugh you are making me laugh .........
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Post by Hody on Nov 30, 2007 18:01:22 GMT -5
LOL, me too ;D
GOD: St. Francis, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there in the USA? What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistle and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect, no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honeybees and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of colors by now. But all I see are these green rectangles.
ST. FRANCIS: It's the tribes that settled there, Lord. The Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers weeds and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass.
GOD: Grass? But it's so boring. It's not colorful. It doesn't attract butterflies, birds and bees, only grubs and sod worms. It's temperamental with temperatures. Do these Suburbanites really want all that grass growing there?
ST. FRANCIS: Apparently so, Lord. They go to great pains to grow it and keep it green. They begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other plant that crops up in the lawn.
GOD: The spring rains and warm weather probably make grass grow really fast. That must make the Suburbanites happy.
ST. FRANCIS: Apparently not, Lord. As soon as it grows a little, they cut it, sometimes twice a week.
GOD: They cut it? Do they then bale it like hay?
ST. FRANCIS: Not exactly Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in bags.
GOD: They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?
ST. FRANCIS: No, sir -- just the opposite. They pay to throw it away.
GOD: Now, let me get this straight. They fertilize grass so it will grow. And when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away?
ST. FRANCIS: Yes, sir.
GOD: These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth and saves them a lot of work.
ST. FRANCIS: You aren't going to believe this, Lord. When the grass stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it so they can continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it.
GOD: What nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer stoke of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the autumn they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. Plus, as they rot, the leaves form compost to enhance the soil. It's a natural circle of life.
ST. FRANCIS: You'd better sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. As soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles and pay to have them hauled away.
GOD: No. What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the winter and to keep the soil moist and loose?
ST. FRANCIS: After throwing away the leaves, they go out and buy something which they call mulch. They haul it home and spread it around in place of the leaves.
GOD: And where do they get this mulch?
ST. FRANCIS: They cut down trees and grind them up to make the mulch.
GOD: Enough! I don't want to think about this anymore. St. Catherine, you're in charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?
ST. CATHERINE: Dumb and Dumber, Lord. It's a real stupid movie about ...
GOD: Never mind, I think I just heard the whole story from St. Francis.
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Nov 30, 2007 18:36:45 GMT -5
I liked this one a lot, hody! Very funny!
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Post by boyoftrash on Nov 30, 2007 22:13:42 GMT -5
I agree.
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