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Post by deesloop on Feb 28, 2012 15:53:42 GMT -5
Twas a stupid game
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Post by Unknown on Feb 28, 2012 15:58:57 GMT -5
Curses! I hadn't counted on the environmentally-friendly aliens swooping in to save the day! There's no way I can defend Mars against the combined force of polar bears, penguins, and aliens--I'll have to flee to Pluto to rebuild. I will be back, soon!
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Post by deesloop on Feb 28, 2012 16:01:00 GMT -5
Oooo, Pluto does look a nice place for penguins...
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Post by Unknown on Feb 28, 2012 16:03:08 GMT -5
I set up a laser to make it a tropical paradise, so not any more! Hahaha...hahaha!
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Post by deesloop on Feb 28, 2012 16:04:36 GMT -5
Alas you forgot to plug it in.
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Post by Unknown on Feb 28, 2012 16:06:44 GMT -5
...What? How could I forget this? Of course, the radioactive components will be too depleted to use it now. I can't believe this! How ever will I defend myself from the impending wave of penguin attackers?
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Post by deesloop on Feb 28, 2012 16:07:41 GMT -5
A grater might help....
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Post by Irishman on Feb 29, 2012 19:43:44 GMT -5
A cheese Grater?
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Post by deesloop on Mar 1, 2012 8:43:06 GMT -5
Yep. Penguins are notoriously scared of such things. They believe that the wielder of such a mighty weapon could bring a penguin army to it's knees - simple by slipping whilst using it and skinning knuckles!
Bizarre!
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Post by Unknown on Mar 1, 2012 14:26:28 GMT -5
Ahahaha! I can't believe you gave away your army's weakness!
*wields a mighty cheese grater to drive the penguins away from Pluto*
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Post by deesloop on Mar 1, 2012 17:03:27 GMT -5
Yes. Penguins "believe" that a grater is the ultimate weapon. How wrong they were. The grater proved to be inconsequential.
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Post by Unknown on Mar 1, 2012 19:15:45 GMT -5
No matter! Their fear of the grater held them off long enough for me to finish constructing THIS!
*unveils a giant robot penguin, ready to smash apart its fleshly brethren at a moment's notice*
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Post by deesloop on Mar 2, 2012 7:07:29 GMT -5
Having recently completed his degree in Computer Science the Penguin Chief required but a moment to remotely reprogramme the device to act as a Pluto desctruction device, which can only be armed by a remote handset in the Penguins spaceship secured with a code held in the penguins DNA, Voice recognition, retina scan and special dance to arm it.
The penguin returns to his ship submits a blood sample, says the Magic words, and dances the Penguin Bop while eyeballing the scan device. The device bleeps and displays "Armed and communicating with remote device. Click OK to detonate"
He clicks OK. 3,2 1.....
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Post by Unknown on Mar 2, 2012 13:51:18 GMT -5
Ha! My technicians, which have years of experience, expected just such a thing to happen. The program that controls the robot is stored in ROM (read-only memory), so the Penguin Chief's changes only affected the program in the RAM. But, a hardware device refreshed the RAM with the program from the ROM every few minutes, so the changes are erased just before detonation! The robot then continues to rip through the penguin army like a warm knife through butter.
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Post by deesloop on Mar 2, 2012 14:19:29 GMT -5
Fortunately the Penguin had complete his course, unlike the technicians, and had spotted it wasn't ROM, it was EEPROM - Fully reprogrammable, and they were not my real army, they were merely a holographic projection....
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM* went the robot
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