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Post by deesloop on Feb 23, 2012 17:25:02 GMT -5
I dunno if this will work or not. But it's a pure random game without rules and for pure spam purposes. Imagine that - me promoting spam Each person has to post something and explain why theirs beats the previous post. So here goes I'm the winner because I have a nuclear
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Post by Aslana on Feb 23, 2012 18:08:02 GMT -5
Another winning game idea from Deesloop - I like this! I'm the winner because I have a very hungry polar bear (who is willing to travel for a penguin dinner).
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Post by deesloop on Feb 23, 2012 18:13:16 GMT -5
Ah!! I win because my penguin carries a polar bear seeking exploding
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Post by Irishman on Feb 23, 2012 18:21:26 GMT -5
I win because I'm a solar Flare melting all the ice.
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Post by deesloop on Feb 23, 2012 18:23:12 GMT -5
I win, my penguin owns a solar shield construction machine
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Post by Aslana on Feb 23, 2012 19:09:42 GMT -5
I win because my polar bear throws a homing wrench bent on sabotage into your solar shield construction machine (I felt you left me open to stipulating you hadn't actually made the shield yet, just had the machine to do so).
EDIT: Oops, you had an exploding cupcake, I forgot that. I had a second polar bear?
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Post by Irishman on Feb 23, 2012 19:54:31 GMT -5
I win because the sabotage caused half the ice to melt and you drift off to sea.
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Post by deesloop on Feb 24, 2012 4:06:04 GMT -5
Oh dear. Had I not mentioned the penguins has a jet pack? Which runs on fresh air and solar flares. So here I am flying around firing my anti polar bear gun.
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Post by Unknown on Feb 24, 2012 16:10:44 GMT -5
I thought I should drop by to let you all know that my pie army has finished conquering the world, and the only area left is Antarctica. They're piachuting down now! Watch out for their acidic pies that melt through the flesh of any penguin or polar bear.
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Post by Bre'Cheye on Feb 24, 2012 22:26:38 GMT -5
I thought I should drop by to let you all know that my pie army has finished conquering the world, and the only area left is Antarctica. They're piachuting down now! Watch out for their acidic pies that melt through the flesh of any penguin or polar bear. Piachuting? I win because all of the remaining penquins feet turn to jello so they slide off on the melting ice into the water
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Post by deesloop on Feb 25, 2012 4:32:32 GMT -5
Alas my penguin has welly boots on. In fact he has an acid proof impermeable suit on So the acidic pies just slide off. Onto the Polar bears.
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Post by Unknown on Feb 25, 2012 12:15:43 GMT -5
Unfortunately I forgot to mention that the acid pies are just the first few thrown. After that come the explosive ones.
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Post by Aslana on Feb 25, 2012 16:48:59 GMT -5
Sorry, the polar bears have been busy spawning and planning their strategy. The power of exponential growth has resulted in polar bears swarming from the North Pole, across the Arctic Ocean into Greenland and Canada's Northern territories and stampeding unhindered through North, Central, and South Americas, stopping briefly in the Amazons to admire the view, through Patagonia, funneling through the Drake passage and attacking the western regions of Antarctica, leaving all the intervening lands in their possession, or their stomachs, one way or the other, it's all theirs, like a 10,000-year ice age.
Meanwhile the Eastern contingent crossed through the Barents, Laptev, Kara and East Siberian seas and into Asia, spawning all the way so that they have completely overridden Europe just to make room for more bears. The European bears continued, passing through the eastern Levant and into Africa, amassing assistance from the native elephants, rhinos, and hippopoto.... po to ... you know what I mean, along the way, conquering and holding all of Africa as well as Europe and Asia, turning the entire region into one giant white, writhing mass of polar bears uniting all the geography in a solid pack that hasn't been seen since the ages of Pangaea, then passing through the Cape of Good Hope across the Southern Sea to overwhelm central Antarctica.
The Asian bears are coming. Malaysia slowed them down a bit. Right now their front has gotten as far as Australia.
EDIT: As for acid pies, exposive pies, or any other deadly confections, ALL of the bears have simultaneously evolved titanium-strength stomachs with native acids far more powerful than any acid that would, say, eat through a pie crust and the underlying plate and turn the mechanism or person doing the flinging into WATER! WATER! I'M MELTING!, and have been flourishing on Unknown's arsenal. There might be a few crumbs left, if you hurry and bring a bottle of Riopan.
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Post by deesloop on Feb 25, 2012 17:36:56 GMT -5
Oh dear Aslana.
What can I say - the penguin were aware of the plans! You cant hide anything from them However having secretly sown the atmosphere with an undetectable mutated bear gene, all bears get to a specific age then become intolerant to other bears. They fight amongst themselves and a huge self destructive slaughter ensued.
Bear blood flowed, permeating the pie ingredients, thereby rendering their ability to explode disabled. Oddly enough this normally toxic conglomeration of bear blood & DNA further enhances the penguins abilities, strength and defense.
Bummer to the bears and pies....
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Post by Unknown on Feb 28, 2012 15:49:47 GMT -5
Seeing that the entire planet has been ravaged multiple times by now, I think I'm rather done with this mess. You'll find me and the remaining pie men on Mars...if you survive the moon, which I have sent hurtling towards the earth! This was done completely based on impulse, so good luck coming up with an escape plan on time (of course I always have a Rocket to Mars ready to go, just in case).
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