Bre'Cheye
Honored Warrior
HW5
ussta zhennu ventash'ma zhah ussta zhennu abbil... My Great Leader is my Great Friend!
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Post by Bre'Cheye on Feb 7, 2012 15:01:19 GMT -5
In the beginning
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Bre'Cheye
Honored Warrior
HW5
ussta zhennu ventash'ma zhah ussta zhennu abbil... My Great Leader is my Great Friend!
Posts: 8,369
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Post by Bre'Cheye on Feb 15, 2012 18:43:29 GMT -5
In the beginning, a very confused Druid had accidentally teleported into the area which surrounded the Wizards & Warriors castle. Not only were the members of the clan most gracious and welcoming, but they bestowed a wealth of gifts upon the Druid. One such gift was a Gladius with the magical ability of Blind. After opening the package she had received in the mail, she held the weapon in her hands and quickly turned in a circle; as if to be wielding it against some monster. The weapon gave forth it's magic but fizzled in mid air. For a few seconds, the Druid thought that she would be permanently BLIND but was relieved to find out a few seconds later that her eyesight was in tact.
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Bre'Cheye
Honored Warrior
HW5
ussta zhennu ventash'ma zhah ussta zhennu abbil... My Great Leader is my Great Friend!
Posts: 8,369
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Post by Bre'Cheye on Feb 18, 2012 23:09:43 GMT -5
After the experience with the new weapon, she suddenly felt famished! She ran to the kitchen and demanded, in a nice voice, a FULL PLATE of fried turnpis!!!
I'm hungry1!
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Bre'Cheye
Honored Warrior
HW5
ussta zhennu ventash'ma zhah ussta zhennu abbil... My Great Leader is my Great Friend!
Posts: 8,369
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Post by Bre'Cheye on Feb 21, 2012 21:46:31 GMT -5
After eating a full plate of turnips, the Druid decided to make a quick visit to the courts to visit Queen Beth. She hoped to gain some charm points since she was in dire need to be more charming. So the Druid put on her best dress and her best shoes, then down the dirt road she trod. Half way there, the heel of one shoe fell off, "BLAST it all!" the Druid swore under her breath but continued on toward Queen Beth's. The dirt road ended and became a evenly bricked fairway, fit for royalty as it was constructed for. The Druid quickly ran toward a set of cobble stone steps that would lead her into the courts, but before she could get there, the other heel fell off her shoes. "Grrrrr," was all that could be heard as she kicked first one shoe off then the other. One. Two. Three then four and the Druid now stood before the doors to the courts; doors that were locked!!! The Druid looked down and to her left and it was then that she realized her mistake. "I'm out of quests for the day!!!!"
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Bre'Cheye
Honored Warrior
HW5
ussta zhennu ventash'ma zhah ussta zhennu abbil... My Great Leader is my Great Friend!
Posts: 8,369
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Post by Bre'Cheye on Feb 23, 2012 22:17:41 GMT -5
Since she was out of quests for the day, she decided that the best thing to do was to just go home and get a good night's sleep. Surely once well rested, she could do the things she needed to do without too much... happening to her.
So towards the edge of town she trotted; heading for her cottage. Before turning in for the night, she made a special pie for a special pie person. It was a pumpkin pecan pie. And whiel she was at it, she made another one for a particular Bard. After the pies had finished baking, she placed all of them on her wooden table to cool over the night.
She donned her jammies, grabbed her teddypanda bear and dyed pink orcan blanket and made her way to her ground floor bedroom. She "rooted" beneath the layers of blankets until only the top of her head could be seen.
As the sun rose the next morning, she quickly dressed and made her bed. She knew the pies would be ready to be delivered. But much to her surprise.... the pies ... were GONE!!!!
"HELP!!! Someone help!!! A pie BANDIT has stolen my pies!!!"
She had no idea if anyone would hear her, although she was hollering a bit loudly. "My pies are gone!" So all she could do for the moment was to sit at her wooden table and lament.... over her lost pies.
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Bre'Cheye
Honored Warrior
HW5
ussta zhennu ventash'ma zhah ussta zhennu abbil... My Great Leader is my Great Friend!
Posts: 8,369
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Post by Bre'Cheye on Mar 8, 2012 15:09:21 GMT -5
Still fuming at the loss of pies she had been baking for the upcoming party, she began rummaging through her cabinets to find more ingredients for more pies. "Sugar, flour, salt, raisins, pecans, baking powder, ants, oats, vanilla extract, lemon pie filling." She pushed aside all of the ingredients she had on the lower cabinet when it occured to her that a group of ants were hiding behind the box of oats. Had she been more ALERT, she would have noticed them right off the bat. More than likely, the little army of ants had hauled all of her pies off to the top secret vacation spot that TheAnt was probably sitting on a beach with an umbrella in a coconut drink. She slapped her own forehead then looked to the ceiling. "I am going to count to three. If any of you little ants are still here by then... I will personally haul ever last one of you to that prison that TheAnt used to run." She closed her eyes and began to slowly count: "One.... Two.... Three..." Without opening her eyes, she could hear hundreds of tiny footsteps heading out her backdoor. With a jerk to her apron, she once more began her task at starting all over with pie baking for the birthday party.
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Bre'Cheye
Honored Warrior
HW5
ussta zhennu ventash'ma zhah ussta zhennu abbil... My Great Leader is my Great Friend!
Posts: 8,369
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Post by Bre'Cheye on Mar 22, 2012 19:35:08 GMT -5
(I know it's over by I wanted to add one last one with the last weapon with rare that I received)
The bag of the flour seemed to explode, filling the kitchen with a white cloud; falling everywhere and all over the Druid. Not being able to clearly see, she accidentally shoved her hand into the bowl of melted chocolate. And of course... her nose itched. So now with flour from head to foot with chocolate here and there on her face, she turned toward the backdoor of the kitchen when she heard music coming closer. "Might as well get it over with," she thought to herself as she pushed her hair back with chocolate covered fingers.
"Hello!" she greeted the bard. "How do you like my new look? Do I look SEXY?"
Not waiting for an answer, she quickly fled to her washroom to clean the mess from her hair and face and... everywhere else.
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