lonewolfie
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Post by lonewolfie on Nov 17, 2008 20:14:17 GMT -5
Hello to all fellow WW peeps.... this is my first time hosting a giveaway so hope to have some good response. Well its simple... these few days I have gone through a tired and rough day throughout and I need some humour to freshen up. So here I have some items to giveaway (around 8 items or more) if anyone could post either a joke or a comedy story. Once you post a joke or story , will get 1 item (each is entitled to 1 only). The best ones will get better stats. If any1 from the higher council thinks that one of the joke/story is the most humorus, he/she will get one silver Items for Giveaway Spiked Helms x 6 Amini Club x 4 Rares x ? So c'mon people do your best. Note. The joke or story should not be copyrighted from the web
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Nov 18, 2008 13:03:39 GMT -5
I say: knock knock!
You say: who's there?
I say: a cheetah
You say: a cheetah who?
I say: a cheetah never wins!
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Cyruleanide
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Post by Cyruleanide on Nov 18, 2008 13:25:55 GMT -5
There was once a very popular weatherman, named Rudolph, with very bright red hair. He was so popular that many people came up with a nickname for him! They all called him "Rudolph the Red"
One day, Rudolph was telling everyone that lived in his area from the news, "Do not stay out late tonight, my friends. It is going to pour almost like a flood tonight! You may even get into an accident if you drive in this weather tonight. That is how bad it will be!"
After the newscast was over, Rudolphs friends thanked him, and he went home- driving underneath a completely clear sky! Rudolphs wife was actually waiting for him at the door. She was furious!
"Rudolph! I watch your weather report every single day, and every day I have watched it is a completely accurate prediction of the weather.... EXCEPT FOR TODAY!"
Rudolph was somewhat taken aback. "What do you mean, honey?"
"Look at the sky! There's not a chance it will rain today OR tonight! It's beautiful out! In fact, to prove it to you, we are spending ALL DAY at the beach today!"
Rudolph calmly agreed. They took 30 minutes to get ready and went off to the beach. They spent the entire summer day there, having a great time until the sun went down. Then they went home.
Tiredly, Lily said "You see honey? *yawn* Perfect day. I don't hear a single raindrop on the roof. I love you, but you can be very silly on some days. Ahh, goodnight, sweetheart."
"Sweet dreams, Lily."
***(I just wanted to do this weird thing. long joke, huh??)
The next morning, Lily stretched, yawned, and looked outside to start her day...
Everything was soaked. A tree had been struck by lightning and half of it was in the middle of the road. It rained more than just cat's and dogs while the couple slept. Rudolph had been getting ready to leave for work. Lily went and gave him a big hug and a sweet kiss.
"Honey... I am SO sorry! You were right...! It was a tempest outside last night!"
Rudolph laughed "It's all right, dear!"
"I just have to know something.... I compared your weather report with others yesterday, and NOBODY said that it was going to rain tonight! I just have to know... HOW do you do it?"
Rudolph replied, quite simply,
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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Post by tripop on Nov 18, 2008 14:29:24 GMT -5
lol cyruleanide
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Post by Ninja Dathron on Nov 18, 2008 14:30:09 GMT -5
that one made me wince cyrule....
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Cyruleanide
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Post by Cyruleanide on Nov 18, 2008 15:10:09 GMT -5
wince? why? *sniff*
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lonewolfie
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Post by lonewolfie on Nov 18, 2008 20:48:06 GMT -5
lol @ cyrul story..
got items for around 15 jokes/stories....
all of you do your best
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Post by King_Smitty on Nov 19, 2008 11:59:03 GMT -5
lol cyrule.
I got a funny joke *shows a picture of unknown*
ok so. it wasnt that good. i dont deserve a prize lol.
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lonewolfie
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Post by lonewolfie on Nov 19, 2008 21:32:59 GMT -5
guys Need ur DC name also so that i can send the items over
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Cyruleanide
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Post by Cyruleanide on Nov 19, 2008 21:50:31 GMT -5
My Dragon Court name is exactly as you see it.
Cyruleanide
;D
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Nov 19, 2008 22:04:08 GMT -5
Here's some classic fly-in-the-soup jokes. ;D
Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Waiter: Don't worry, sir. The spider on the bread will eat it.
Diner: There's a fly in the bottom of my tea cup, waiter. What does this mean? Waiter: How should I know? I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. (Not really in the soup, but it's close!)
Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: That's all right, sir, he won't drink much!
Diner: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: What do you want us to do - have a funeral?
Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I've been looking all over for him!
Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Yes, we ran out of turtles.
Diner: Waiter, what is that fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Learning to read, sir.
Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my chop suey. Waiter: That's nothing. Wait'll you see what's in your fortune cookie. (again, not in the soup.)
Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: All right, I'll get you a fork!
Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Shh! Everybody will want one!
Diner: Waiter, there's fly in my soup! Waiter: What did you expect with the cheap dinner - a hummingbird?
Diner: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Ah, cornered at last!
I hope you liked them!
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Cyruleanide
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Post by Cyruleanide on Nov 19, 2008 22:42:02 GMT -5
LMFAO
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lonewolfie
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Post by lonewolfie on Nov 20, 2008 7:10:02 GMT -5
hahaha thats good one unknown... thanks for the effort...
I presume ur char is also unknown??
@ to cyrul: will send by next reset
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Nov 20, 2008 10:20:57 GMT -5
No. Someone took it. You can send it to Unknown_Storage.
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