Robinton
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Post by Robinton on Feb 26, 2009 22:23:42 GMT -5
*stops at 25 meters and starts digging a hole under the mountain, but in his drunken stupor forgets to at some point dig back up and just ends up digging a tunnel from one side of the mountain to the other*
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Post by TheAnt on Feb 26, 2009 22:29:06 GMT -5
haha thats funny... but its still my mountain!
and u get blasted with pie when u reach the other side ;D
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Mar 9, 2009 21:35:55 GMT -5
That was MY pie, and you can't pay for it, I take your mountain as payment!
MY MOUNTAIN!!!
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Irishman
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Post by Irishman on Mar 9, 2009 22:12:21 GMT -5
Sees that Unknown is drifting off to sleep. Quietly climbs the mountain and cradles him to sleep. Then quietly announces. . .
my mountain
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Mar 9, 2009 22:14:09 GMT -5
Having a random Irish man pick me up and cradle me, kind of wakes me up. And I kick the crazy Irish man off MY MOUNTAIN!!
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Irishman
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Post by Irishman on Mar 10, 2009 20:39:46 GMT -5
*nursing a sore backside, Irishman proceeds to drink away his troubles. He falls into a wild dream, where there are many mountains to choose from, and they all require a drinking permit to own, and Irishman is the only one with a permit*
*mumbles in his sleep* my mountain
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Mar 11, 2009 23:57:58 GMT -5
*Wakes Irishman up.*
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Irishman
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Post by Irishman on Mar 12, 2009 21:34:57 GMT -5
*Mistaking Unknown for the permit voucher, he pulls him down to the ground and slams his head against his imaginary permit*
*waking up, he sees the senseless Unknown and proceeds to take over the mountain*
MY MOUNTAIN!
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Mar 12, 2009 23:46:29 GMT -5
*Wakes up and destroys Irishman.*
MY MOUNTAIN!!
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Irishman
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Post by Irishman on Mar 13, 2009 19:45:07 GMT -5
*amazingly recovering from being destroyed, Irishman reconverges upon the mountain*
*getting into a sword fight with Unknown, he slices off an arm, only to find that it turns into cheese pie upon contact with the ground, and a new arm grows back. Skillfully dismembering Unknown, he is soon surrounded by cheese pies. Hearing laughter behind him, he sees the real Unknown manipulating a controller for his automaton. Pushing past the golem, he starts after Unknown, only to slide in cheese pie.*
I give up, *he declares*
*he puts up his sword, grabs a cask and walks up to Unknown with a mug of chilled water in his hand*
Peace my friend?
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Post by Toki on Mar 13, 2009 22:14:05 GMT -5
Staggers up to Irish and Unknown, and begins trading. The Heroes fall for it. I begin a complicated deal they can't follow. By the time I'm done, they are happily walking away with empty packs (but not casks!) from MY MOUNTAIN!
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Post by TheAnt on Mar 16, 2009 3:03:48 GMT -5
walks up to toki and points towards the docks. u see that mermaid there? toki nods in a hynotic way ( )and walks towards the docks. unable to swim, he was never found again... ;D MY MOUNTAIN. pours slippery slime all around so no one can approach within a radius of 10 000 metres
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Post by Toki on Mar 17, 2009 12:07:16 GMT -5
I ride a dragon in and have it burn all the slime away, scaring you off MY MOUNTAIN. I then keep the dragon as a watchdragon.
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Robinton
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Post by Robinton on Mar 19, 2009 15:43:45 GMT -5
*Rides a girl dragon in to seduce Toki's dragon, it works* *Prepares to battle Toki for dominance over the mountain* Ewww.... looks like it worked too well. I'm gettin out of here before I become involved with Dragon lust. *Runs back down the mountain leaving Toki to his fate*
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Post by Toki on Mar 19, 2009 16:43:56 GMT -5
*Chases after Robinton to find another mountain to claim.*
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