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Post by Dragon_Stalker on May 17, 2008 19:32:57 GMT -5
You must of been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen I'm not sweatin' yet! This might make my insecure, anorexic sister with low self-esteem feel sort of bad. Not quite sure about that one, though.... FLAME ME! ;D
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Post by tripop on May 17, 2008 20:26:22 GMT -5
...if you must cry for the need to feel small, by all means do not hesitate because that shows your week. You are a weak pathetic fool, a nobody of sorts, a has been who never was. Your mother was a sleeper, and your father was a drunk. Fame and fortune you have not, and not have you. The roads will all cross in your path, and lead nowhere. I damn the to the depths of Medusa's plaque. Damn the!!! *bow
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Post by wiser on May 17, 2008 23:37:44 GMT -5
ok well dam that was harsher to me Dragon then mine was too you... give me some time... Ill think of something
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on May 18, 2008 13:40:20 GMT -5
*DS feels his brow, which should have sweat flowing freely from it but instead discovers that he actually has the sniffles because it's so NOT hot in this thread*
*Realizes that he has also been certifiably cursed by Tripop*
*Notices a small bead of sweat drip down his cheek*
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Post by tripop on May 18, 2008 14:30:32 GMT -5
ABANDONER!!!
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on May 18, 2008 14:56:25 GMT -5
Ouch!~
*DS winces a bit*
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Post by tripop on May 18, 2008 15:35:04 GMT -5
please sir, can I have just one serpent soup for my father and mother were slain and I am but a wee dragon and unable to fend for myself
...think of all those baby dragons now
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on May 19, 2008 10:22:03 GMT -5
*DS slowly sheaths his sword as he deems the wee little dragon unworthy of a fight*
If you really miss your mom and dad then you would grow strong and try to avenge their deaths!!!
*shows no remorse for killing dragons* ;D
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Post by tripop on May 19, 2008 19:42:24 GMT -5
ah remorse less?
strong warrior you are!
my flames of hate are dying down.
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on May 19, 2008 21:25:01 GMT -5
trip and wiser are the only ones so far. IF there are no other contestants then I'll have to ask for one last insult from the both of them, which will help me make my decision ;D
OTHERS JOIN IN if you want a 192d DSJ!!!
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Post by tripop on May 20, 2008 9:24:08 GMT -5
, dude your breath really stinks
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Post by wiser on May 20, 2008 17:45:47 GMT -5
Hmm well let me see where to begin.. Dragon you have all the manliness of a Disney Princess by the name of Ariel, don't forget she is a merMAID.. As in you probably like to clean up after others like a good little housewife that you should be.. Not to mention the fact you only have enough scariness in you to make a beanie baby cower.. Oh ya and you smell of the fungus of 1000 rotten mushrooms locked inside a box for a century.. That was some more fun!
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Post by Unknown on May 20, 2008 18:16:26 GMT -5
Err... I'm too lazy too look back and see what I'm supposed to do but from what I see I'm supposed to insult you... heh heh heh... This should be fun *focuses his inner insult maker* You look like a monkey and smell like one too (classic) Its a good thing I don't live near you... Your stench can be smelled within a 25 mile radius! (original) (I think) You should be ashamed of... being born. (I don't know) Your apartment-to-be is a zoo and so is your family. (I'm going to stop doing the paranthises now) You found a rat once and said "Dad? What are you doing here?". Hmm my inner insult maker needs re-fueling ;D I hope thats what I was supposed to do ;D EDIT: I've never been good at insults as you can see I never really thought much of you. I just tried to be nice because I pitied your pitiful existence. Your forced to the absolute lowest job in the universe. Dragon stalking. And your so in-knowledgeable your proud of it and think its "cool". No one else has had the heart to do it but I'm here to say your an insult unto yourself. No more needs to be said. Since I'm merciful I'll end your life now. So you can fade away from everyones thoughts. If they even think about you.
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Post by Ninja Dathron on May 20, 2008 19:54:10 GMT -5
Well, I tried writing out some insults. They were unsuccessful. You, my friend, are un-insultable! By me at least.
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Post by Lord Deathscyth on May 24, 2008 2:27:42 GMT -5
the origonal post said insults or threats. understand i will not insult you for you are beneath my notice we little man. As for threats please you have challenged a Lord of Death that cries for punishment. So i shall rip the soul from your pathetic mortal body drag your wimpering spirit form to the lowest pit of h3ll where i will toast it to golden perfection Before consuming you to the soothing sounds of voltaire and screams.
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