Post by Unknown on Mar 26, 2008 12:14:13 GMT -5
Ok. For some fun-ness but mostly to see what everybody here thinks of it. For those of you who don't know what a pikmin is PM me and I'll try to shed some light on it. Since this is the bards burrow I'll touch it up a bit. A.K.A. better grammar. When I started it I was not good with my grammar. Tell me if its to silly for the bards burrow and I'll stop.
Chapter 1 The Start Of The Adventure
Olimar had just gotten home and he hoped he never had to go to the Pikmin Planet again. EVER
Olimar: If the President makes me go there again I'll.....
President: You will do what???
Olimar: uhhhhhhhhh nothing
President: Good now I want you to go back to the pikmin planet and get me a few pikmin.....
Olimar: ummmmmm no?
President: oh okay ill get Louie to do it
Olimar: good idea
President: and for the job he will get.... 100,000,000 pokos.... (100 pokos is a years salary)
Olimar: !!!! I'll go!!!
President:And
Olimar: AND!?!?!?!!
President: and a new house with state of the art technolgy and a shiney new rocket and.... uhhhhhhh..... a new...... .... uhhhhh
ask the magic TV....
Olimar: ok magic TV what do i get if i go on this mission
magic TV: for this mission you will get... 10 pokos!!!
Olimar:
* the President kicks the TV*
Magic TV: i mean 100,000,000 pokos!!!!! and an state of the art HUGE HOUSE!!!!!! AND yes AND A NEW ROCKET plus a PROMOTION WITH A HUGE RAISE
Olimar: welllllll i dont know.....
magic TV: AND A ummmmmmmm a new TV THAT GETS EVERY CHANNEL
Olimar: weeelllllllllll o
magic TV: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanddddd ANYTHING EVEN RELATED TO GAMES
Olimar: OK im in
President: *thinking* wow i thought he was smarter than that...
Olimar: waaaiiiiit a second
President: *thinking* oh no
Olimar: whos paying for all this???
President: ummmm the government....
Olimar: works for me
President: let me introduce you to the crew
Olimar: how come i didn't notice you guys?
crew: If we tell you we would have to kill you, but if you really want to know....
Olimar: no I'm good.
crew: ok good.
President: ok there is Louie who you should know by now
Olimar: unfortunately yes.
Louie: HEY!
President: theres me,Sally,Tally (twins) and some creepy dude who wont say his name.
Olimar: Why not?
President: and there is Zach he's from prison.
Olimar: I'm scared!
President: He's the reason we are offering so much because if he kills you you have to leave something for your family.
Olimar: As long as he has nothing sharp....
President: oh he's bringing his knife collection
Olimar: WHAT!
President: And heres your ship.
Olimar: *thinking* i hope it has a room that can only be locked or unlocked from the outside......
President: heres a list of rooms in the rocket control room,passenger room,and engine room.
Olimar:*thinking* Help me!!!
President: I'll get the ship ready you can talk to the crew.
Olimar: Don't leave me here alone!
Sally: Like hi!
Tally: Howdy.
Louie: You know me.
Zach: *Pulls out knife*
Creepy Dude: want to know my name???
All: YES!!!!
Creepy Dude: oh... I'm doing the opposite of what you say haha! So okay if you say so!
All:*sigh*
President: *yells* ITS READY!!!!!!
All: *yelling* YOUR RIGHT BESIDE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President: *yells* WELL YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL!
All: *sigh*
Olimar: ok crew ready too go??
Sally: *thinks* i was told this was a tour!
Tally: *thinks* me to!
Sally: *thinks* Remember not to tell any one that we can telepathically talk to each other
Tally: I wont forget.
Olimar: What? Won't forget what?
Tally: Look a monkey!
All: *thinking* He must be mad. Oh well. We already have a murderer on board why not a mad guy?
Sally: *thinks* Nice you almost blew our cover!
Tally: All is well that ends well.
All: *thinking* Must remember he's retarded.
Sally: Stop talking out loud!
All: *thinking* Must run in the family. How sad.
President: Ready to go?
Olimar: NO!
All others: Sure
President: After we load up the supplies!
Olimar: Yay!
TO BE CONTINUED....
Just tell me if you think its too silly and I'll move it somewhere or something.
Chapter 1 The Start Of The Adventure
Olimar had just gotten home and he hoped he never had to go to the Pikmin Planet again. EVER
Olimar: If the President makes me go there again I'll.....
President: You will do what???
Olimar: uhhhhhhhhh nothing
President: Good now I want you to go back to the pikmin planet and get me a few pikmin.....
Olimar: ummmmmm no?
President: oh okay ill get Louie to do it
Olimar: good idea
President: and for the job he will get.... 100,000,000 pokos.... (100 pokos is a years salary)
Olimar: !!!! I'll go!!!
President:And
Olimar: AND!?!?!?!!
President: and a new house with state of the art technolgy and a shiney new rocket and.... uhhhhhhh..... a new...... .... uhhhhh
ask the magic TV....
Olimar: ok magic TV what do i get if i go on this mission
magic TV: for this mission you will get... 10 pokos!!!
Olimar:
* the President kicks the TV*
Magic TV: i mean 100,000,000 pokos!!!!! and an state of the art HUGE HOUSE!!!!!! AND yes AND A NEW ROCKET plus a PROMOTION WITH A HUGE RAISE
Olimar: welllllll i dont know.....
magic TV: AND A ummmmmmmm a new TV THAT GETS EVERY CHANNEL
Olimar: weeelllllllllll o
magic TV: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanddddd ANYTHING EVEN RELATED TO GAMES
Olimar: OK im in
President: *thinking* wow i thought he was smarter than that...
Olimar: waaaiiiiit a second
President: *thinking* oh no
Olimar: whos paying for all this???
President: ummmm the government....
Olimar: works for me
President: let me introduce you to the crew
Olimar: how come i didn't notice you guys?
crew: If we tell you we would have to kill you, but if you really want to know....
Olimar: no I'm good.
crew: ok good.
President: ok there is Louie who you should know by now
Olimar: unfortunately yes.
Louie: HEY!
President: theres me,Sally,Tally (twins) and some creepy dude who wont say his name.
Olimar: Why not?
President: and there is Zach he's from prison.
Olimar: I'm scared!
President: He's the reason we are offering so much because if he kills you you have to leave something for your family.
Olimar: As long as he has nothing sharp....
President: oh he's bringing his knife collection
Olimar: WHAT!
President: And heres your ship.
Olimar: *thinking* i hope it has a room that can only be locked or unlocked from the outside......
President: heres a list of rooms in the rocket control room,passenger room,and engine room.
Olimar:*thinking* Help me!!!
President: I'll get the ship ready you can talk to the crew.
Olimar: Don't leave me here alone!
Sally: Like hi!
Tally: Howdy.
Louie: You know me.
Zach: *Pulls out knife*
Creepy Dude: want to know my name???
All: YES!!!!
Creepy Dude: oh... I'm doing the opposite of what you say haha! So okay if you say so!
All:*sigh*
President: *yells* ITS READY!!!!!!
All: *yelling* YOUR RIGHT BESIDE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President: *yells* WELL YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO YELL!
All: *sigh*
Olimar: ok crew ready too go??
Sally: *thinks* i was told this was a tour!
Tally: *thinks* me to!
Sally: *thinks* Remember not to tell any one that we can telepathically talk to each other
Tally: I wont forget.
Olimar: What? Won't forget what?
Tally: Look a monkey!
All: *thinking* He must be mad. Oh well. We already have a murderer on board why not a mad guy?
Sally: *thinks* Nice you almost blew our cover!
Tally: All is well that ends well.
All: *thinking* Must remember he's retarded.
Sally: Stop talking out loud!
All: *thinking* Must run in the family. How sad.
President: Ready to go?
Olimar: NO!
All others: Sure
President: After we load up the supplies!
Olimar: Yay!
TO BE CONTINUED....
Just tell me if you think its too silly and I'll move it somewhere or something.