Post by Magule on Dec 18, 2006 4:06:25 GMT -5
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A creature named Boris once undid the world's biggest zipper, causing extreme chaos which caught the attention of the many voyeurs watching in terror. And they were overcome by darkness and evil and couldnt survive. However the armadillo man came by and slapped darkchampion96 and then ran in fear of being slapped harder by the monster. Bagga and Manjit are thinking to much for their own good so they start some robberies of marks. Champ is so nice that he works for Bagga by polishing his head and breaking seven of his bottles of life. However Champ is still powerful by his mother, listening to her lectures about rabid monkeys. Monkeys started to kill Bagga because he ate Champ. But Champ tasted like rotten eggs and made Bagga more powerful than God! Champ however denies to all in attendance that amazing things which always seem to scare Champ alot. On this particular occasion Lockey shares his pie with Bagga and Champ while Botoftrash hungrily wandering around the castle knaws on his feet thinking where Bagga went.
Metalthor starts his motorbike and disappears into the ceiling and waits for 13 days until the coast is clear. Then he takes off his helmet and gloves and unbuckles his gunbelt and matchlock rifles. He quietly sneaks into a strip club and looks around. He enjoys the drinks and conversation but meanwhile thinks that his futile attempt at trying to take home the lap dancer is not happening. But looking over his ingenious plan he plots to kidnap one and show her his magnificent bug collection. Upon seeing it she stripped off and danced suggestively out the door. Running after her he tripped over his shoelaces and fell into a well of snakes. He was frantic, begging the dancer for a free snake charming lesson. Upon recieving one he thanked her and gave her a wicked grin and a basket of underwear for his mother to wash. As a result all the snakes mysteriously died of asphyxiation making it a mystery of who done it?
Meanwhile, Isis mischievously puts a snake into Morgothas' room and laughs when it slithers into his bed. Later when Morgothas returns after and exhausting shift gluing sequins to his pink spandex pants, he climbs into bed and feels something slither over his nether regions. He jumps up and runs away squealing like a girl! He runs so, his feet become cut and swolen and falls into the pit where lies a three headed troll. The troll hungrily drools as he examines his new meal. Roasting him slowly for approximatly 8 hours until he is charbroiled and ready to serve with spam and turnips. Hmmmm, thinks the troll this would be better shared with my friend Metalthor and his army of trolls. So due to the fact that Metalthor was currently washing his dishes that Lockey dirtied making breakfast, he called up another friend Raistlin to serve up this filet of Morgothas.
Raistlin decided that the roast needed alittle more burnt hair and turnips, so he stole Isis' turnips and her owl and tossed them to Magule. He quickly threw them back to Isis who thanked him. Thinking about his stomach Metalthor quickly carved the roast and dished up plenty for everyone. Everyone hungrily tucked at the plate until they were absolutely stuffed. They all belched loudly and farted in perfect harmonial sequence, causing the orchestra of nearby Hobgoblins to play an earsplitting rendition of God Save the Queen on their hagpipes and kilts. Magule hearing the commotion starts to dance provacativly at Isis. She tells Magule what the heck do you think your doing with those other men? "Waiting in line for their turn to kiss you!"
Angrily Isis casts a kissing shield that protects her from their advances. The men are outraged by this but Isis laughs until one man breaks through the barrier. Its Metalthor who tries to kiss Isis but she disapears. Metalthor jumps up and yells "What words cannot be enough to express my outrage!! Im going home where I can change my socks and my underwear and smell better. But even after putting on fresh underwear I still need a shower! Then I will find Morgothas and slap him with my dirty socks. Finally once I put down Morgothas I will be ready to go to Nilbog where the evil creature Magule will cut out my intestines and wrap themn around his face and torso until all the blood runs out onto my feet."
Suddenly up trotted Lockey with a basket of pies, a pie cannon, and an old pair of underpants. He loads his cannon with the pies and underpants and aims at SrFred's backside and pulls the trigger. SrFred spins around and takes a pineapple and throws it into the face of Lockey. "Ouch that really smarts you booger! I will get my revenge, Muahahahaha! Lockey then unleashes his wrath on SrFred wit ha viscious kick to the groin area. But luckily SrFred is wearing an extra of Metalthor's mythril cup collection causing Lockey to gasp in disbelief and flee hastily!
Suddenly up walks Jackthebear in his shiny new armor. He is about to sit when he notices SrFred fuming about what happened. Jack asks Fred "What's going on?" to which he replied "These clannies keep touching my mythril cup and eating my porige! Im going to swat them upside the head with a wooden sthingy if they try to censor me!" Meanwhile the censorship commitee was appauled by the conduct of this group. So they decided to censor them permanently and decided that the best way to do that to them is to change them first into a big newt and then to duct tape their eyebrows and yank every hair out. Once you've finished showing them stick a slug up each nostril and encourage them to suck in until they gag.
Overhearing all this Magule thought that it was quite hilarious and laughed until his side split, while Lockey and Isis watched unsure what to throw at him so instead they left. Magule then slayed the trolls with his hammer and danced on thier unconscious bodies. Suddenly there appeared a giant thingyroach that bit Magule's big toe. Magule leapt backward into a thorn bush and screamed profanities while the thingyroach scurried over to bite his toe. He quickly stomped on the thingyroach, spraying roach inards into his face. Licking his lips he went searching for the sleeping Morgothas.
Meanwhile Magule's counterpart Lockey was sipping tea when he heard a knock on his secret door. Wondering who it might be he drew his amini club and snuck over behind Morgothas and quickly bagged his cloak and wings. Morgothas screamed and cried until Magule came to save him. Morgothas was in the corner whimpering when Magule smashed in and rescued him. Grateful Morgothas gave Magule a big kiss, so Magule smashed Isis' crystal ball and cut Morgothas shirt off. He stabbed and killed Isis for watching and then decapitated Morgothas.
Standing near the dead bodies he decided that he better eat the evidence before he got discovered by the censors and banned from Nilbog forever. Magule scooped up the bloody body parts and inards and cooked them in a large iron kettle. When it was all finished he poured it into 4 bowls and invited Lockey, SrFred, and Jackthebear over to share the Isis and Morgothas mystery stew. "Yum" said Lockey, "Whats for dessert?" "Sour finger tarts and goblin toes"
Jackthebear ate 3 helpings, Lockey and SrFred ate the rest and then all the desserts. Magule looked on the floor and quickly spotted some stray eyeballs so he picked them up and popped them with toothpicks. Then gave one to the three men with him. "Well thanks for the indigestion, what else do you have thats good?" "I have roasted dwarf intestines and boiled goblin toes. Yum Yum I want a bowl for myself!" Magule had 2 helpings and some toast. After dinner the four of them watched a movie. The movie is Goblin the worst movie since Troll2! But they were laughing hysterically anyway.
After the movie they decided to go bar hopping but on the way there they were attacked by Isis' ghost. "Boo!" shouted the ghost and scared Magule into his closet where he kept his favorite teddybear and his proton pack. Putting on his and charging out the door "Dont cross the streams" said the ghost. "Wait" said Magule "Who are you supposed to be?" "I am the ghost of the witch Isis, Ive brought news from the grave. Magule has won the battle of minds in the arena of the wizards. His prize is a nice shiny silver tea kettle and a huge iron bowling ball!" He uses the prizes to make a special elixer for the ghosts so they can become whole again.
He then decided to get Dragoon to dress in a miniskirt and tophat and dance like an Orcish Shamen. He strolled into a bar and began dancing the puppet and crawled onto the bar to attract attention from the other patrons. Meanwhile the newly reincarnated Bill Gates tossed bags of money at everyone, and they all piled over the bar fighting and yelling to get the one $5 bill that had fallen between the two heavier bags of rocks. They scrambled around as the crowd grew bigger, some carrying flails of small and gargantuan sizes. They started swinging them wildly, smashing several antiques and bottles of precious elixers. Sooner or later the barkeep will throw them out into the street and curse them to spend and enchanted evening in Isis' haunted castle.
Please visit the fun and games section and help us continue the adventure!!!!!!!
A creature named Boris once undid the world's biggest zipper, causing extreme chaos which caught the attention of the many voyeurs watching in terror. And they were overcome by darkness and evil and couldnt survive. However the armadillo man came by and slapped darkchampion96 and then ran in fear of being slapped harder by the monster. Bagga and Manjit are thinking to much for their own good so they start some robberies of marks. Champ is so nice that he works for Bagga by polishing his head and breaking seven of his bottles of life. However Champ is still powerful by his mother, listening to her lectures about rabid monkeys. Monkeys started to kill Bagga because he ate Champ. But Champ tasted like rotten eggs and made Bagga more powerful than God! Champ however denies to all in attendance that amazing things which always seem to scare Champ alot. On this particular occasion Lockey shares his pie with Bagga and Champ while Botoftrash hungrily wandering around the castle knaws on his feet thinking where Bagga went.
Metalthor starts his motorbike and disappears into the ceiling and waits for 13 days until the coast is clear. Then he takes off his helmet and gloves and unbuckles his gunbelt and matchlock rifles. He quietly sneaks into a strip club and looks around. He enjoys the drinks and conversation but meanwhile thinks that his futile attempt at trying to take home the lap dancer is not happening. But looking over his ingenious plan he plots to kidnap one and show her his magnificent bug collection. Upon seeing it she stripped off and danced suggestively out the door. Running after her he tripped over his shoelaces and fell into a well of snakes. He was frantic, begging the dancer for a free snake charming lesson. Upon recieving one he thanked her and gave her a wicked grin and a basket of underwear for his mother to wash. As a result all the snakes mysteriously died of asphyxiation making it a mystery of who done it?
Meanwhile, Isis mischievously puts a snake into Morgothas' room and laughs when it slithers into his bed. Later when Morgothas returns after and exhausting shift gluing sequins to his pink spandex pants, he climbs into bed and feels something slither over his nether regions. He jumps up and runs away squealing like a girl! He runs so, his feet become cut and swolen and falls into the pit where lies a three headed troll. The troll hungrily drools as he examines his new meal. Roasting him slowly for approximatly 8 hours until he is charbroiled and ready to serve with spam and turnips. Hmmmm, thinks the troll this would be better shared with my friend Metalthor and his army of trolls. So due to the fact that Metalthor was currently washing his dishes that Lockey dirtied making breakfast, he called up another friend Raistlin to serve up this filet of Morgothas.
Raistlin decided that the roast needed alittle more burnt hair and turnips, so he stole Isis' turnips and her owl and tossed them to Magule. He quickly threw them back to Isis who thanked him. Thinking about his stomach Metalthor quickly carved the roast and dished up plenty for everyone. Everyone hungrily tucked at the plate until they were absolutely stuffed. They all belched loudly and farted in perfect harmonial sequence, causing the orchestra of nearby Hobgoblins to play an earsplitting rendition of God Save the Queen on their hagpipes and kilts. Magule hearing the commotion starts to dance provacativly at Isis. She tells Magule what the heck do you think your doing with those other men? "Waiting in line for their turn to kiss you!"
Angrily Isis casts a kissing shield that protects her from their advances. The men are outraged by this but Isis laughs until one man breaks through the barrier. Its Metalthor who tries to kiss Isis but she disapears. Metalthor jumps up and yells "What words cannot be enough to express my outrage!! Im going home where I can change my socks and my underwear and smell better. But even after putting on fresh underwear I still need a shower! Then I will find Morgothas and slap him with my dirty socks. Finally once I put down Morgothas I will be ready to go to Nilbog where the evil creature Magule will cut out my intestines and wrap themn around his face and torso until all the blood runs out onto my feet."
Suddenly up trotted Lockey with a basket of pies, a pie cannon, and an old pair of underpants. He loads his cannon with the pies and underpants and aims at SrFred's backside and pulls the trigger. SrFred spins around and takes a pineapple and throws it into the face of Lockey. "Ouch that really smarts you booger! I will get my revenge, Muahahahaha! Lockey then unleashes his wrath on SrFred wit ha viscious kick to the groin area. But luckily SrFred is wearing an extra of Metalthor's mythril cup collection causing Lockey to gasp in disbelief and flee hastily!
Suddenly up walks Jackthebear in his shiny new armor. He is about to sit when he notices SrFred fuming about what happened. Jack asks Fred "What's going on?" to which he replied "These clannies keep touching my mythril cup and eating my porige! Im going to swat them upside the head with a wooden sthingy if they try to censor me!" Meanwhile the censorship commitee was appauled by the conduct of this group. So they decided to censor them permanently and decided that the best way to do that to them is to change them first into a big newt and then to duct tape their eyebrows and yank every hair out. Once you've finished showing them stick a slug up each nostril and encourage them to suck in until they gag.
Overhearing all this Magule thought that it was quite hilarious and laughed until his side split, while Lockey and Isis watched unsure what to throw at him so instead they left. Magule then slayed the trolls with his hammer and danced on thier unconscious bodies. Suddenly there appeared a giant thingyroach that bit Magule's big toe. Magule leapt backward into a thorn bush and screamed profanities while the thingyroach scurried over to bite his toe. He quickly stomped on the thingyroach, spraying roach inards into his face. Licking his lips he went searching for the sleeping Morgothas.
Meanwhile Magule's counterpart Lockey was sipping tea when he heard a knock on his secret door. Wondering who it might be he drew his amini club and snuck over behind Morgothas and quickly bagged his cloak and wings. Morgothas screamed and cried until Magule came to save him. Morgothas was in the corner whimpering when Magule smashed in and rescued him. Grateful Morgothas gave Magule a big kiss, so Magule smashed Isis' crystal ball and cut Morgothas shirt off. He stabbed and killed Isis for watching and then decapitated Morgothas.
Standing near the dead bodies he decided that he better eat the evidence before he got discovered by the censors and banned from Nilbog forever. Magule scooped up the bloody body parts and inards and cooked them in a large iron kettle. When it was all finished he poured it into 4 bowls and invited Lockey, SrFred, and Jackthebear over to share the Isis and Morgothas mystery stew. "Yum" said Lockey, "Whats for dessert?" "Sour finger tarts and goblin toes"
Jackthebear ate 3 helpings, Lockey and SrFred ate the rest and then all the desserts. Magule looked on the floor and quickly spotted some stray eyeballs so he picked them up and popped them with toothpicks. Then gave one to the three men with him. "Well thanks for the indigestion, what else do you have thats good?" "I have roasted dwarf intestines and boiled goblin toes. Yum Yum I want a bowl for myself!" Magule had 2 helpings and some toast. After dinner the four of them watched a movie. The movie is Goblin the worst movie since Troll2! But they were laughing hysterically anyway.
After the movie they decided to go bar hopping but on the way there they were attacked by Isis' ghost. "Boo!" shouted the ghost and scared Magule into his closet where he kept his favorite teddybear and his proton pack. Putting on his and charging out the door "Dont cross the streams" said the ghost. "Wait" said Magule "Who are you supposed to be?" "I am the ghost of the witch Isis, Ive brought news from the grave. Magule has won the battle of minds in the arena of the wizards. His prize is a nice shiny silver tea kettle and a huge iron bowling ball!" He uses the prizes to make a special elixer for the ghosts so they can become whole again.
He then decided to get Dragoon to dress in a miniskirt and tophat and dance like an Orcish Shamen. He strolled into a bar and began dancing the puppet and crawled onto the bar to attract attention from the other patrons. Meanwhile the newly reincarnated Bill Gates tossed bags of money at everyone, and they all piled over the bar fighting and yelling to get the one $5 bill that had fallen between the two heavier bags of rocks. They scrambled around as the crowd grew bigger, some carrying flails of small and gargantuan sizes. They started swinging them wildly, smashing several antiques and bottles of precious elixers. Sooner or later the barkeep will throw them out into the street and curse them to spend and enchanted evening in Isis' haunted castle.