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Post by Gawayn on Dec 5, 2010 1:05:54 GMT -5
Granted, but such power causes a rip in the space-time continuum and you're sucked into a parallel universe.
Speaking of which, I wish for three tennis balls.
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Post by orrv7 on Dec 5, 2010 9:00:15 GMT -5
granted, your .... are now tennis balls and you have 3
I wish for whiter teeth
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Post by Dirk_Asskicker on Dec 6, 2010 1:31:07 GMT -5
Granted. Your teeth are so white that they blind whoever looks directly at your mouth (even while closed). You are eventually killed by a swarm of curious moths one night.
I wish my new kitchen had more cabinet space.
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Post by LifeIsPain on Dec 6, 2010 8:08:20 GMT -5
granted, you now have more cabinet space, but all of your appliances are gone and your frozen food is spoiling! EWWW!
I wish i had more time for DC!
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Post by badkitty on Dec 8, 2010 9:09:28 GMT -5
Grants, you just lost your job (or dropped out of school) either way you become a lazy bum mooching off of every one. you don't know how to survive and you die a meaningless lonely life. The only people who ever knew you existed were the people here on DC.
I wish it were summertime again.
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Post by TheAnt on Dec 8, 2010 11:13:36 GMT -5
granted, but it gets so hot u melt instantaneously. global warming eh. tsk.
I wish kitty wouldnt be so bad.
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Post by badkitty on Dec 9, 2010 1:19:36 GMT -5
granted..... now im down right evil...
I wish my ex husband would just go away
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Post by LifeIsPain on Dec 9, 2010 7:16:02 GMT -5
POOF! Gone! You get extremely jealous when he hits it rich, gets a makeover, and you see him dating a supermodel!
I wish the stripper i met tonite was at least half as hott as i was hoping for! lol
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Post by badkitty on Dec 9, 2010 8:07:56 GMT -5
grant... she gets so hot she spontaneously com-busts while giving you a lap dance.
( if he would get rich and famous it would just increase my child support payment)
i wish there was a cure for stupidity
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Post by TheAnt on Dec 9, 2010 10:46:08 GMT -5
granted, but it makes one obese at the same time.
I wish there was a cure for senility.
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Post by badkitty on Dec 9, 2010 14:58:28 GMT -5
granted but it brings back stupidity... now look what youve done.
I wish it were legal to kill MY ex boyfriends and ex husband.
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Post by TheAnt on Mar 13, 2011 19:49:04 GMT -5
granted, but science discovers how to bring the dead to life I wish bad kitty would come n spam again!
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Post by Unknown on Mar 23, 2011 13:03:03 GMT -5
Granted, but she quadruple posts so much now, everyone just backs away slowly and she spams all by herself.
I wish for something simple, just a single pie.
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Post by safarah on Mar 28, 2011 10:27:14 GMT -5
Granted, a nice apple pie, but it was made with rotten crab apples.
I wish I had a motorcycle to take day trips on.
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Post by sirinnu on Apr 1, 2011 9:48:16 GMT -5
Granted , , but all the roads disapear!
I wish I was a bird
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