Twisted Wishes

[deesloop]

Granted, but it means you become someone else (and we I like you the way you are),

I wish Aubergine started with the letter O

[Unknown]

Granted, but now it's pronounced differently and everyone is confused.

I wish that there was a place where pie was freely given away, and the streets were paved with the stale frosting of uneaten cakes!

[Irishman]

Granted, but no one lives there anymore.

I wish I didn't have to keep secrets.

[deesloop]

Granted - but it means you have to keep pigs instead.

I wish that egg sandwiches didnt smell so bad

[Irishman]

Granted they smell sew baaaddd.

I wish that my secrets didn't give nightmares.

[Aslana]

Granted, because they shouldn't, they really shouldn't.

I wish for a great day for all of us people tomorrow/today/whenever you're reading this!

May it rain 's!

EDIT: May it rain 's and BACON! That reminds me, a friend of mine actually sent me a picture of cupcakes WITH bacon and said they were really good. True story.

[deesloop]

Granted, but a good day feels so much shorter than a bad day I'm afraid

I wish music sounded like it did in the 80's. REAL music!

[Aslana]

*sings "Come On, Eileen" by Dexys Midnight Runners to Deesloop*

And the twisted part? Well, if you could REALLY hear me sing, you'd know right away.

I wish for an end to all allergies.

[deesloop]

Granted, but you'll the world is now awash with boxes of tissues....

I Wish this clan every success.