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Post by isis63 on Nov 14, 2007 8:38:56 GMT -5
Granted, you get an A, but then the teacher explained that you were graded on a sliding scale and the rest of the class received an A+
I wish my car wasn't broken
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Post by alanc303 on Nov 14, 2007 17:59:31 GMT -5
Granted: your car isn't broken, but it makes the wise decision to leave you since you don't keep it at optimal conditions.
I wish my right eye would stop hurting.
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Nov 14, 2007 18:14:22 GMT -5
Granted. A giant bird flies out of the sky and pokes your eye out. It no longer hurts because it isn't there.
I hope I get some good sleep tonight.
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Post by Hody on Nov 15, 2007 3:03:03 GMT -5
granted but you'll never sleep again after this night
I wish I was stronger
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Post by debest1 on Nov 15, 2007 8:32:52 GMT -5
Granted, but now you're so strong that your bones can't support your body, because your bones didn't grow with your muscles.
I wish that it didn't take so long to go everywhere.
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Post by isis63 on Nov 15, 2007 8:36:31 GMT -5
Granted, but now your shortened trips also shorten your life span and you realize that you haven't saved any time at all.
I wish there was something decent on TV right now
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Post by Morgothas on Nov 15, 2007 22:55:39 GMT -5
Granted.....but you are forced to watch 24 hours straight of Teletubbies
I wish I could meet Jim Morrison
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Post by isis63 on Nov 15, 2007 23:04:50 GMT -5
Granted, but the only place to meet him is in hell and once you go there you can't come back... I wish the holidays weren't coming up so fast
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Post by Hody on Nov 16, 2007 8:44:47 GMT -5
granted, holidays dissapear altogether and people are never free from work and everyone blames you for it I wish this computer screen works!
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Post by isis63 on Nov 16, 2007 8:48:17 GMT -5
Granted, but then your keyboard breaks so even though you can see what's on the screen you can't do anything about it I wish it wasn't snowing today
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Post by Hody on Nov 22, 2007 3:38:50 GMT -5
granted, all the snow fell yesterday and covered the whole block so you can come anywhere... and it broke your roof so it's really cold today... but at least it isn't snowing I wish I had more time
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Post by sirinnu on Nov 24, 2007 10:03:49 GMT -5
granted: u got all the time u want... but to everyone else time goes twice faster, , so all your friends got no time to be with u, , and u end up quite alone, with too much time too waste...
I wish I could breath underwater!
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Post by debest1 on Nov 24, 2007 14:52:37 GMT -5
Granted, but your ability to breathe in air is taken away, so you're stuck living in water for the rest of your life and your skin gets all wrinkly cuz you stay in water all the time.
I wish I could do my homework faster.
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Post by Hody on Nov 25, 2007 7:19:16 GMT -5
granted, you do it faster, but not properly and ends up with years of homework loaded up on you
I wish I knew everything in the world
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Post by isis63 on Nov 25, 2007 23:47:57 GMT -5
Granted, but then your brain goes into overload and explodes ............ Poor hody I wish I had an extra 3 hours everyday to play DC
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