Unknown
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Mr. Pie Eater
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Post by Unknown on Mar 1, 2013 20:27:24 GMT -5
Having found his spare brain, Unknown slips out the back door. On the way, he sets the silent self-destruct function of his base.
He looks back briefly, to see it suddenly explode, instantly incinerating all the contents. He sheds a tear over the lost pie stockpile, but knows that it was worth the loss.
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Post by deesloop on Mar 2, 2013 3:52:54 GMT -5
Flung high from the blast deesloop struggles with the anvil that he's carrying. Realising there's no point in carrying he drops it and watches it plummet to the ground.
Straight through Unknown.
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Mar 6, 2013 16:26:25 GMT -5
Unknown moves out of the way so fast that everything is a blur--he escapes certain death by no more than half of a hair. Looking up, he sees Deesloop sail by...straight into a shark-infested trap.
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Post by deesloop on Mar 7, 2013 2:57:09 GMT -5
MMMMmmmmm. Shark fin. My favourite soup. Care for some Unknown? The net bursts open and a phalanx of angry finless sharks rain down.
*deesloop ruminates over one of his favourite words*
"Phalanx" he whispers.
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Mar 7, 2013 7:33:25 GMT -5
Unknown apologizes to the sharks and gives them all some pie. This gives them super powers...and they start moving quite menacingly towards Deesloop.
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Post by deesloop on Mar 7, 2013 18:36:26 GMT -5
Flying finless sharks. Well what a to-do Deesloop turns on his Magimix food blender and watches the sharks puree fly. He giggles as Unknowns crusty features get entanlged in the whirring blades.
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Mar 8, 2013 9:14:58 GMT -5
Unknown watches in horror as his full-scale pie sculpture of himself gets blended in with the sharks. After a few minutes, he runs over to turn the blender off, then falls to his knees...
...and reaches down to taste the concoction.
"Not too bad," he says. "Needs more pie."
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Post by deesloop on Mar 8, 2013 13:27:35 GMT -5
deesloop produce a big sthingy and tucks in. *slurp*
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Mar 8, 2013 16:51:33 GMT -5
Unknown pushes a pile of pie into the blender and blends it all up. He reaches in and tastes it...
"Hmm...better, but still needs more pie," he comments.
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Post by deesloop on Mar 9, 2013 3:25:02 GMT -5
Unable to resist deesloop nudges Unknown over the edge into the blender. "More Pie Pie face?"
Showing great restraint he leaves the unit powered off
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Mar 10, 2013 21:41:21 GMT -5
Unknown climbs back out, extremely grateful that Deesloop didn't turn it on.
Pulling out the peace treaty that he always keeps in his back pocket for just such an occasion, he offers it to Deesloop.
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Post by deesloop on Mar 11, 2013 11:54:17 GMT -5
Deesloop signs with a flourish and throws his arms round Unknown in a powerful embrace. Wiping a tear from his eye he looks to the horizon for a new combatant.
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Mar 11, 2013 23:36:04 GMT -5
Unknown returns the powerful embrace with an even more powerful embrace. A brief struggle to have the Most Powerful Embrace ensues, but then it gets awkward.
Taking a few steps back, Unknown stares wistfully into the distance. Just because there seems to be nothing else to do.
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Post by deesloop on Mar 13, 2013 8:20:56 GMT -5
Why when I typed s-p-o-o-n did it come up with sthingy? Sthingy. Unknown. Have you infected the system with your super strong hugging???
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Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Mar 18, 2013 21:35:06 GMT -5
It has something to do with Proboard's swearing filter. It takes anything it sees that matches, and replaces it with whatever the forum admin wants. I have no idea why p-o-o-n is on the list, though. Test: thingy thingy thingy thingy
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