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Post by deesloop on Feb 22, 2013 16:59:14 GMT -5
Deesloop holographic projection collapses as the ships power fails. Activating his Sensotronicmagnetoscope he tunes into the resonant frequency of the real Unknown's biorythmic signature and pin points his exact location.
From behind Zarquelios 4 smallest moon the Rangemaster XL powers up and punching in the co-ordinates deesloop gives chase.
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Post by Unknown on Feb 22, 2013 17:23:07 GMT -5
*Unknown cryogenically freezes himself, preventing any form of tracking, which his robot steers his stealh-craft into his hidden base on the unknown planet in the unknown galaxy, none of which have ever been found by anyone ever*
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Post by deesloop on Feb 22, 2013 17:29:55 GMT -5
Except being strangely recorded in the Megatronic Map of the Unknown
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Post by Unknown on Feb 22, 2013 17:30:57 GMT -5
Even there, though, the location was more than two hundred trillion light years off, making it absolutely useless.
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Post by deesloop on Feb 22, 2013 17:35:17 GMT -5
Almost uselss of course as the incorrect location it pointed at was connected bya warm-hole to the correct location.
Deesloop wrestles Unknown to the ground
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Post by Unknown on Feb 22, 2013 17:37:04 GMT -5
As his clones and robots drag Deesloop off of him, Unknown stands up and smiles.
"So you thought you could take me down in my own base, did you?"
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Post by deesloop on Feb 22, 2013 17:45:16 GMT -5
Deesloop in a state of fear accidentally let's a fart slip out dissolving the clones and reprogramming the robots to pin Unknown to the wall.
Oh dear, too much Pie really has an adverse effect. I can always make room for some more...
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Post by Unknown on Feb 22, 2013 17:49:41 GMT -5
Unknown, finding himself pinned quite unconfortably against the wall, throws up on the robots. This causes them to return to Deesloop, dripping a gross mixture of pie and spam all over him.
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Post by deesloop on Feb 22, 2013 17:52:12 GMT -5
The smell of vomit turns deesloop ill making him shed poisonous acidic tears all over the pie
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Post by Unknown on Feb 22, 2013 17:58:54 GMT -5
"No! Not the pie!" Unknown screams, pressing the emergency button, ejecting Deesloop and the affected pies into the nearest star.
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Post by deesloop on Feb 25, 2013 7:40:49 GMT -5
Deesloop swallows the star
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Post by Unknown on Feb 25, 2013 22:53:14 GMT -5
Unknown watches in awe as Deesloop swallows...a star.
After the shock wears off, he directs the local superhero towards Deesloop, the evil super villain who single-handedly swallowed the sole source of energy for over a trillion local aliens.
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Post by deesloop on Feb 26, 2013 4:03:07 GMT -5
Deesloop has a big mouth. And it was a small star, and barely warm. Unfortunately it has a negative effect on deesloops constitution, a tremedous rumbling from deep within hios bowels producios a noxious green gas from his backside, an acidic vapour which dissolves the clothes of the super villain.
The supervillain flees in embarassment. A tillion local aliens applause furiously. Deesloop languishes in the adjulation. Unfortunately all the aliens have perfect timing and clap in unison creating a sonic wall and as Unknowns head implodes, deesloop scoffs another cucumber sandwich with his lapsang souchong.
*slurp* *chomp*
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Post by Unknown on Feb 27, 2013 9:28:28 GMT -5
Unknown quickly retreats to his sound-proof room, built for just such an occasion. Once there, he sits down and eats some pie while waiting for the applause to die down.
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Post by deesloop on Feb 27, 2013 10:14:19 GMT -5
deesloop is hugely impressed to see Unknow retreat after have his head implode. Perhpas he keeps his brain elsewhere. deesloop welds the sound proof room shut.
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