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Post by deesloop on Dec 13, 2012 7:12:22 GMT -5
I have a bottomless bag that I'm going to open. It can contain everything in the universe (It's a TARDIS bag). I will remove something from it and pass it to he next poster, and he/she must do something with it (other than put it in the bag again). They must then remove the next item from the bag and pass it on for the next person to do something with Piece of cake OK, I'm opening it now... I take out a soggy, out of date newspaper.
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Post by Irishman on Jan 3, 2013 15:27:15 GMT -5
I wring it out and the letters run onto the floor, showing the current news.
I reach into the bag and pull out...
...a mangled/bent CB antenna from a vehicle.
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Post by deesloop on Jan 3, 2013 17:36:30 GMT -5
I make the aerial into a coat hangar and hang my bat-cape on it.
I delve into the bag and come across a half empty bottle of sickly green cough syrup
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Post by Irishman on Jan 4, 2013 15:37:03 GMT -5
I add Xylitol to it then pour it over some crushed ice, making a lime snow cone. Which I pass off to an unsuspecting person.
I reach into the bag and find my hands enmeshed in something sticky. I draw back and pull out a spider web covered cotton candy machine.
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Post by deesloop on Jan 18, 2013 9:24:04 GMT -5
I sping the cobwebs and cotton candy into a delivate but sturdy chain mail and then fill the drum of the machine with hot water & tea leaves. I strain them thru the chain mail and make a giant, slighltly sweet cup of tea.
I reach into the bag and find a kids Justin Bieber doll covered in ketchup.
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Post by Irishman on Jan 18, 2013 21:08:13 GMT -5
I hand the doll to some hobgoblins(who love ketchup) and they begin dancing like Justin after a drunken boxing match! Must be a voodoo doll. I reach into the bottomless bag and draw out an hieroglyph.
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Post by deesloop on Jan 19, 2013 16:04:16 GMT -5
I trace over the glyph and reveal a portal tot he nth dimension and throw in the glyph closing the portal.
Delving into the bag reveals a battery-less remote control
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Post by Irishman on Jan 21, 2013 23:27:44 GMT -5
Taking the battery-less remote control, i realize it has been fashioned with a chip of barillion so will never need batteries. Upon pressing power it jumps out of my hand and shoots off into the sunset.
Reaching into the bottomless bag I draw out a well aged jar of Black Strap mola sses.
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Post by deesloop on Jan 23, 2013 8:35:41 GMT -5
Applying a thin layer of the molasses to a large rock, I trap an unsuspecting faery which lands to take abreather. I cage the faery in the empty molasses jar and leave as a gift to the next wandering warrior.
Reaching into the bag I pull out an unused toothbrush
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Post by Irishman on Jan 28, 2013 22:46:23 GMT -5
Attempting to apply the toothbrush for its' intended use, I find that it is actually an evil tooth fairy. As it attempts to wrest my teeth from my head, I desperately reach into the bottomless bag and draw out...
The Green Bean Bag Chair of Death!!!!!!
Throwing the tooth brush at the GBBCoD I run for the hills!
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Post by deesloop on Oct 8, 2013 16:15:39 GMT -5
Raising his mighty axe he cleaves the Bean Bag Chair of Death in two. spilling it's poisonous polystyrene contents on the floor. The rats gnawing on its contents writhe in agony as the bean bag works it's magic. A passing badger purloins the shell of the bean bag and fashion a sleeping bag.
The bottomless bag discharges it's next surprise article:
A set of bagpipes with a hole int he pipe bag.
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