Post by Dragon_Stalker on Dec 6, 2011 10:54:01 GMT -5
And that brings this wonderful random RP story to an end. Thanks to everyone for helping me construct this story...I hope that everyone enjoys reading it! I hope someone else feels compelled to start one of their own (this was quite fun for me ;D)
Not so long ago, in a realm full of mythical creatures, lords, and peasants...there was one warrior who aspired to become the greatest. She was eager to prove her prowess and skill to the entire world; her name was Bre'Cheye. She was a determined adventurer from the mythical land of Hie Brasil and she wanted to prove her might to everyone. There was no better way to do this, than to claim the head of the evil Medusa. Before this could happen, Bre'Cheye felt like there was something that she forgot to do today.....OF COURSE! She forgot to jump. Bre'Cheye began to jump frantically. She continued to jump and jump ....until she had finally jumped a googolplex of times. With that out of the way, she could now set out on her adventure. Not forgetting to grab her chalice, Bre'Cheye left her homeland in search of the evil Medusa.
Along the journey Bre'Cheye found herself feeling sad, that is, until she came across Justin Bieber. What was Justin Bieber doing in a place like this anyways? Wielding her trusty Shakrum, Bre'Cheye did away with Justin Bieber quantitatively. There was much celebration in the land of the Post Office because they worshiped only Blake Shelton, who was far better than Justin Bieber. Bre'Cheye wasn't going to let her accomplishments so far distract her from what was still to come, so she began to run.
Having ran almost the entire way to the lair of the Medusa, Bre'Cheye was looking for a place to stop and rest. There was a small house up ahead with a strange man standing outside. His eyes were turquoise and one of them twitched spasmatically...from his mannerisms it was obvious that he was not keen on greeting wandering adventurers. Bre'Cheye said to the stranger, "I've come 50 miles and need a place to rest for a bit, do you know where I can stay?"
The stranger looked up at Bre'Cheye with his twitchy turquoise eyes and said, "I will let you rest here, if you will give me a ticket to the land of infinite pie."
Bre'Cheye looked at the stranger in disbelief and replied, "Look, I don't have a ticket to the land of infinite pie, just tell me which way to the nearest village."
The stranger chuckled and said nothing as he slowly raised one finger and pointed West.
Bre'Cheye decided not to rest... after all, she didn't want to risk anyone writing her off. She trod fervently and carefully along the windy path to the place where the Medusa was said to reside. Bre'Cheye was beginning to tire from the journey, when all of a sudden the Medusa popped out from the bushes and lunged at Bre'Cheye. It was a near miss, but at that moment Bre'Cheye's life had flashed before her eyes...she was thinking back to being in her home village where she used to be stuck with house chores all the time. Remembering why she began her journey, she drew out her Shakrum (grateful it wasn't a scouring pad, instead). Full of sadness and ready to jump like she never had before, Bre'Cheye began to jump vehemently at the Medusa. The Medusa proved to be harder by far to kill than Justin Bieber, but the realization that killing the Medusa would attain fame beyond Blake Shelton inspired Bre'Cheye to fight her best! The Medusa continued to lunge at Bre'Cheye making foul shrieks and screams that sounded something about pie.Oh my!
*clang*Is that?
*thwick*Pie?!?!
"THAT'S ENOUGH OF THIS!" shouted Bre'Cheye. Desperate to slay the foul beast, she took a handful of apple pears from her small pouch and shoved it down the mouth of the Medusa. "Eat that, vile creature!"
Fortunately for Bre'Cheye, the Medusa was allergic to apple pears. Immediately the Medusa was convulsing and obviously in a great deal of pain. Puffing out her chest and furrowing her eyebrow, Bre'Cheye yelled to the beast, "I banish you to Beth's Court, you vile chinchilla! Leave and never return to these lands!" The Medusa fled at once and peace was finally restored to the Post Office.
When news had spread of the great adventures of Bre'Cheye, many great adventures began to think quite highly of her, not the least among whom was Irishman. Irishman was so impressed that she/he felt compelled to introduce Bre'Cheye to the Queen herself! Upon telling the tale of the great battle with the Medusa, Queen Beth decided to bestow great honor to Bre'Cheye.
"I dub you Duchess and now give you access to my royal court at your leisure. It is an honor to have you as part of the nobles of this great realm."
"I'm deeply grateful," replied Bre'Cheye as she bowed low with humility, "and am grateful for your benevolence and kindness."
Bre'Cheye turned to leave the court, and was about to head home...but she heard faint whispering behind her....
"Guards, seize Duchess Bre'Cheye at once, don't let her leave!"
Staring up at the queen, Bre'Cheye had no idea what could be the matter.
"It appears I will have to revoke your title," the queen said frustratingly, trying to maintain her composure.
"Your highness..." Bre'Cheye exclaimed, "what reason could you have for doing this?!"
"NEVER YOU MIND, young adventurer! You are henceforth banished from this royal court and will be forced to clean my entire royal bathroom with a scouring pad."
*one week later*
Bre'Cheye was sick and tired of cleaning the queen's bathroom...it must have been cleaned a googolplex of times by now! Bre'Cheye was beginning to miss home, and her wild adventures... her mind was drifting as she labored tirelessly, but as she emptied one of the trash bins laying about, she noticed a small envelope that had been wadded up...and it was addressed to the queen! Being curious, Bre'Cheye opened it to find a letter and two tickets:"Dear Queen Beth,
You don't know how many strings I've had to pull to get this guy to come all the way to your realm. I hope this concert will truly bring you the satisfaction you have been anticipating for these past weeks. Enclosed with this letter are the tickets you'll need to get in.Sincerely,
Shamus Silvertouch (your banker)"
Putting the letter aside, Bre'Cheye looked carefully at the tickets and read"ADMITTANCE ONE-JUSTIN BEIBER"
"#!@~%"