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Post by badkitty on Nov 12, 2010 12:51:26 GMT -5
Takes out ostrich eggs. cracks it adds onion peppers other veggies toast bacon sausage and steak. with a glass of juice and a cup of coffee. mmmm breakfast!!!!
puts back in 4 shots of whiskey 2 beers 3 exotic dancers a beer pong table cups ping pong balls 4 cases of beer awesome soundtrack and strobe lights with a smoke machine.
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Post by Gawayn on Dec 5, 2010 1:08:04 GMT -5
takes out the bachelor party, passes it off to some friends.
Puts in three rainbows and two unicorn horns. And Tom Cruise. And Tim Curry.
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Post by orrv7 on Dec 5, 2010 8:57:33 GMT -5
Takes out the rainbows and 2 unicorn horns and gives them away. removes the rest of the rubbish and discards it. hrmph... was hoping for something useful hehe
carefully puts in a plate of bacon and a tennis shoe
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Post by badkitty on Dec 8, 2010 9:12:10 GMT -5
Takes out the bacon but leave the tennis shoe. Puts in a cup of coffee and a dirty diaper with that tennis shoe.
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Post by TheAnt on Dec 9, 2010 21:17:52 GMT -5
throws the shoe at kitty and takes the coffee
puts in a scorpion and a snake
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Post by badkitty on Dec 9, 2010 21:43:13 GMT -5
takes the snake and scorpion for pets. puts in a cheese pie and a bowl of dog food.
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Post by orrv7 on Dec 14, 2010 12:19:26 GMT -5
puts the cheese pie in the mail to unknown and then eats the dog food
puts in a scratching post and a fedora
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Post by badkitty on Dec 14, 2010 13:14:21 GMT -5
Takes out scratching post and fedora.
Puts in New kids on the block dolls, a pole, a barbie corvette, a pop tart, 2 eggs and duct tape
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Post by orrv7 on Dec 15, 2010 12:16:02 GMT -5
removes the eggs and duct tape. burns the rest
throws in a screwdriver, a piece of string, a 5-pack of beer and a map to jimmy hoffa
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Post by badkitty on Dec 16, 2010 3:00:16 GMT -5
takes all that out and turns you into the mob.
Puts in a g string, thigh highs, stilettos, santa clause, a frosty mug, mini genital crabs and a hooker.
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Post by orrv7 on Dec 16, 2010 18:39:35 GMT -5
Takes it all out, throws everything into a Taxi and sends it to killadaemon666's house. Sounds like a normal Tuesday for K ;D
Puts in a stuffed skunk, an apple, the complete works of celine dion and a bottle of NyQuil
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Post by badkitty on Dec 17, 2010 12:20:27 GMT -5
Take it out keep the nyquil for the flight home... ships everything else to my ex husband puts in:
Rocky horror picture show, Shock treatment, Grease 1 and 2, Boy eats girl, a bong, 2 kegs, a bag of chips, 3 dozen brownies, 4 hamburgers, 2 gallons of iced tea, 6 bottles of various booze, a mail order bride/groom, popcorn and a couch
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Torra
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Post by Torra on Jan 27, 2011 10:40:43 GMT -5
Watches 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' on the couch while eating the popcorn, Gives the Shock treatment to Unknown...maybe he'll get over his cheese fetish... The rest of the movies get the torch The booze, chip and sundry drugs get boxed up and shipped to KillaD 'cause he's stockpiling that sort of thing. LOL The Mail Order bride/groom gets returned. Puts in a snow shovel, a set to wool long johns and a pint of Schnapps.
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Post by badkitty on Jan 27, 2011 19:14:05 GMT -5
takes the pint of schnapps and leaves the rest and adds to those
nekkid pics of smitty a sled, a bon fire, a fog machine, tickets to battle of the bands pittsburgh style, a guided tour to the inner workings of my mind and a home cooked mean prepared by me
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Post by orrv7 on Jan 28, 2011 10:37:47 GMT -5
posts the nekkid pics of smitty on youtube gives the sled to a neighbor kid saves the bon fire for later tonight at the beach sends the fog machine back to the rental agency throws away the tickets to battle of the bands pittsburgh style runs screaming from the very idea of a guided tour to the inner workings of my mind hangs out drinking beer and waiting for a home cooked mean prepared by me (I assume you meant meal not mean?hehe)
Puts in a new shoe, just the left one, red, 6 inch heel, pair of the one still worn by the hooker on the corner
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