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Post by boyoftrash on Feb 5, 2008 14:04:10 GMT -5
Lol, your very very far from getting my rams horn! LOL! but I may have some stuff in storage, go get some fighter skills from the guild and then tell me your level and how many fighter skills you have
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Post by Stalat on Feb 5, 2008 14:58:36 GMT -5
bot ur giving away stuff still lol
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Raistlin
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Don't mess with the Mage
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Post by Raistlin on Feb 7, 2008 7:15:33 GMT -5
of course he is. he's got to distribute all the trash he has lying around.
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Post by tripop on Feb 9, 2008 16:00:34 GMT -5
Some true humor:
I had to go to court the other day for a traffic ticket. As the other people were coming up to the table and the judge read what their crime was and the penalty, the next man to be called was a long bushy haired burnt out looking hippie.
The Judge said: "Mister so and so... You have been charged with possession of marijuana." He then goes on to explain the consequences of such action in a delightful tone: "This is a very minor crime. Punishable by maximum four hundred and fifty dollar fine and one day in jail."
To that the man's reply was:
"So this is a Minor crime right?"
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Post by sirinnu on Feb 13, 2008 20:09:43 GMT -5
funny humor, shure bot will like it
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Post by tripop on Feb 20, 2008 20:16:45 GMT -5
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow......"
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Post by Bloodcry on Feb 21, 2008 21:17:27 GMT -5
BIG MONEY! BIG MONEY! NO WHAMMY!.....STOP!
did I win? ;D
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Post by sirinnu on Feb 23, 2008 11:23:16 GMT -5
hehe, , good story, , jalapeno's jar, ,
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