Post by boyoftrash on Mar 15, 2007 15:10:23 GMT -5
Well my story dates back about 21 years ago.
One day a witch named isis was taking a very very long stroll to clear her head. She was sooooo angry. She had spent all day trying to come up with a new potion to enable her cast spells without uttering a single word. Now the potion that she was making required two troll warts, 2,000 rats teeth, a mages clothes, 5 dragon scales, and 1 frogs tongue. She had all the ingredients, or so she thought, as she brewed and baked, stirred and shaked she noticed that her potion was glowing a bright green instead of orange. This made her very nervous because she did not know what was going to happen. Well, finally she felt she was done and that the color was just a mistake but the overall potion was goin to be a success. She takes an eyedropper out of her purse and sucks up 5 drops of the potion and squeezes them into her mouth. She swallows them with a big gulp (not 7-11). She decides to try out her new powers by tryin to turn a rat into a horse. Something goes wrong and the horse becomes a horse with nasty yellow teeth and big ears, and a long skinny rat tail. So disgusting. Something must be wrong she says. Hmmmm what could be the problem? She decides to try again, this time she tries to turn a hot wheel into a real car. Once again it goes horribly wrong and the hot wheel instead of turning into a real car only turns into a power wheel. Isis the witch is very angry now. She cant understand what could have possibly gone wrong. Very irritated she decides to take a walk down Sesame Street where she encounters a grey garbage can where a man named oscar lives. Not knowing that he lives there she slams her potion into the garbage can almost breaking the vile over oscars head. Very grouchily oscar pokes his head out and asks her why she would do such a mean thing and hit someone for no reason. She explains that she had been making a potion all day and it hadn't worked. Oscar asked her the ingredients and how she made it. She told him everything. So oscar tells her to take him back to her place so they could make the potion again, that maybe she just messed up. As they go through the ingredients oscar notices that she put toad tongue instead of frog tongue. She is astounded a very happy that her potion will be correct this time. As they start stirring the liquid becomes a bright orange swiriling around the hard wooden stick, the potion gets thicker and thicker with every swirl. Satisfied with the events that haven taken places she grabs her eyedropper and a new vile. After putting 5 drops in her mouth again she can feel the power flowing through her body. She turns the rat into a beautiful Unicorn with wings, to fly wherever her heart desires. And her powerwheel? Well she turned that into a 2007 Lamborghini Gallardo so she could look very fly when she rolled up to the club Now knowing that her potion works turns to oscar and tells him that she will give him anything that his heart desires. Oscar tells her that he's always had a dream that he was a real boy. Without a word, POOF oscars is magically turned into one of the fiercest warriors of all time. He's armed with a spikey to protect his melon and headbutt enemies, dragon scale jacket to protect his body from even the strongest of metals, some crystal swift boots for fast running, a silver amini club to kill his enemies quickly and efficently, he also has a crystal jaguar fang in his left had to insure left or right bad guys are droppin. Oscar is very content with this. He decides to change his name, so oscar and isis take a trip to visit the queen. On thier journey they encounter all types of foul beasts. Jags, golems, wizards, warriors, rats and snots. Till finally they can see the castle in the distance. THeres only 1 problem. THere is a giant mountain in front of the with a huge hole that looks like a door. As they walk passed the door oscar could feel his forehead start to break a sweat. It had grown extremely hot for some reason. As he turned around to see the mass amount of distance they had covered he see's a huge dragon standing behind him lickin his lips in anticipation for a delicious lunch. As the dragon starts his attack on oscar and isis, Oscar grabs his Silver amini club and bashes the dragon repeatedly over his head until the fire in his mouth turns to smoke. Isis puts a sleeping spell on the dragon the will keep him sleeping for a thousand years. The two continue thier journey to see queen beth. Finally they arrive. Word had spread all through the land because a man named bloodlustshadow had seen the amazing feats that Oscar had overcome. Now bloodlust was on the high council of the queen so anything he had to say, the queen would take into consideration as if it were her husband telling her. Finally oscar and isis make it to the castle where a huge banquet and party were waiting for them. They hadn't known before but the dragon that oscar had killed had kept the whole community of the castle inside because they were extremely scared of the dragon. The queen asks oscar what 1 thing he would ask for. He replied I just want to have unlimited access to your castle and would like to change my name. The queen agrees and tells oscar to kneel before her. She grabs a Silver masamune and knights oscar. "FROM THIS DAY FORTH OSCAR THE GROUCH SHALL BE KNOWN AS BOY OF TRASH!!!! MAY HIS TRIALS AND EXPEDITIONS BE KNOWN THROUGH THE LAND" And from that day on Boy of Trash has been protecting the world from humans and mosters alike.
The End
Even if I don't win I hope you guys like the story. It took me forever to write lol Boy of Trash.
One day a witch named isis was taking a very very long stroll to clear her head. She was sooooo angry. She had spent all day trying to come up with a new potion to enable her cast spells without uttering a single word. Now the potion that she was making required two troll warts, 2,000 rats teeth, a mages clothes, 5 dragon scales, and 1 frogs tongue. She had all the ingredients, or so she thought, as she brewed and baked, stirred and shaked she noticed that her potion was glowing a bright green instead of orange. This made her very nervous because she did not know what was going to happen. Well, finally she felt she was done and that the color was just a mistake but the overall potion was goin to be a success. She takes an eyedropper out of her purse and sucks up 5 drops of the potion and squeezes them into her mouth. She swallows them with a big gulp (not 7-11). She decides to try out her new powers by tryin to turn a rat into a horse. Something goes wrong and the horse becomes a horse with nasty yellow teeth and big ears, and a long skinny rat tail. So disgusting. Something must be wrong she says. Hmmmm what could be the problem? She decides to try again, this time she tries to turn a hot wheel into a real car. Once again it goes horribly wrong and the hot wheel instead of turning into a real car only turns into a power wheel. Isis the witch is very angry now. She cant understand what could have possibly gone wrong. Very irritated she decides to take a walk down Sesame Street where she encounters a grey garbage can where a man named oscar lives. Not knowing that he lives there she slams her potion into the garbage can almost breaking the vile over oscars head. Very grouchily oscar pokes his head out and asks her why she would do such a mean thing and hit someone for no reason. She explains that she had been making a potion all day and it hadn't worked. Oscar asked her the ingredients and how she made it. She told him everything. So oscar tells her to take him back to her place so they could make the potion again, that maybe she just messed up. As they go through the ingredients oscar notices that she put toad tongue instead of frog tongue. She is astounded a very happy that her potion will be correct this time. As they start stirring the liquid becomes a bright orange swiriling around the hard wooden stick, the potion gets thicker and thicker with every swirl. Satisfied with the events that haven taken places she grabs her eyedropper and a new vile. After putting 5 drops in her mouth again she can feel the power flowing through her body. She turns the rat into a beautiful Unicorn with wings, to fly wherever her heart desires. And her powerwheel? Well she turned that into a 2007 Lamborghini Gallardo so she could look very fly when she rolled up to the club Now knowing that her potion works turns to oscar and tells him that she will give him anything that his heart desires. Oscar tells her that he's always had a dream that he was a real boy. Without a word, POOF oscars is magically turned into one of the fiercest warriors of all time. He's armed with a spikey to protect his melon and headbutt enemies, dragon scale jacket to protect his body from even the strongest of metals, some crystal swift boots for fast running, a silver amini club to kill his enemies quickly and efficently, he also has a crystal jaguar fang in his left had to insure left or right bad guys are droppin. Oscar is very content with this. He decides to change his name, so oscar and isis take a trip to visit the queen. On thier journey they encounter all types of foul beasts. Jags, golems, wizards, warriors, rats and snots. Till finally they can see the castle in the distance. THeres only 1 problem. THere is a giant mountain in front of the with a huge hole that looks like a door. As they walk passed the door oscar could feel his forehead start to break a sweat. It had grown extremely hot for some reason. As he turned around to see the mass amount of distance they had covered he see's a huge dragon standing behind him lickin his lips in anticipation for a delicious lunch. As the dragon starts his attack on oscar and isis, Oscar grabs his Silver amini club and bashes the dragon repeatedly over his head until the fire in his mouth turns to smoke. Isis puts a sleeping spell on the dragon the will keep him sleeping for a thousand years. The two continue thier journey to see queen beth. Finally they arrive. Word had spread all through the land because a man named bloodlustshadow had seen the amazing feats that Oscar had overcome. Now bloodlust was on the high council of the queen so anything he had to say, the queen would take into consideration as if it were her husband telling her. Finally oscar and isis make it to the castle where a huge banquet and party were waiting for them. They hadn't known before but the dragon that oscar had killed had kept the whole community of the castle inside because they were extremely scared of the dragon. The queen asks oscar what 1 thing he would ask for. He replied I just want to have unlimited access to your castle and would like to change my name. The queen agrees and tells oscar to kneel before her. She grabs a Silver masamune and knights oscar. "FROM THIS DAY FORTH OSCAR THE GROUCH SHALL BE KNOWN AS BOY OF TRASH!!!! MAY HIS TRIALS AND EXPEDITIONS BE KNOWN THROUGH THE LAND" And from that day on Boy of Trash has been protecting the world from humans and mosters alike.
The End
Even if I don't win I hope you guys like the story. It took me forever to write lol Boy of Trash.