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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Nov 10, 2007 12:49:45 GMT -5
Granted. You make a wish and it gets so twisted that it causes your head to implode.
I wish that Hody would throw a ninja star at my psychology professor.
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Post by isis63 on Nov 10, 2007 12:58:37 GMT -5
Granted, but the police trace the murder back to you and you end up spending the rest of your life in prision without internet, we would miss you
I wish DS could find a personal secretary to do all his homework and term papers for him
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Post by Hody on Nov 10, 2007 13:54:33 GMT -5
granted, unfortunately she seduces him and drives him off the internet and nags him through all his life...
I wish I had a cat
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Post by Morgothas on Nov 10, 2007 13:59:10 GMT -5
Granted...hands Hody my white cat which sheds over everything you have
Wish I lived in Canada
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Post by isis63 on Nov 10, 2007 15:39:46 GMT -5
Granted, but you end up in the Canadian Wilderness and can't find your way to civilization, so you spend the rest of your days alone
I wish I had my own personal chef
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Nov 10, 2007 15:43:13 GMT -5
Granted. You no longer moderate how much you eat because the food tastes so good. You eat and eat until your stomach explodes.
I wish I could put an invisibility spell on my armor...
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Post by Hody on Nov 10, 2007 16:15:39 GMT -5
granted, but now you can't find it anymore
I wish I had my old tiqs
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Nov 10, 2007 16:23:09 GMT -5
Granted. They have now rusted to base stats of -1280a -1412d -345s.
I wish I could understand the forums at SOIA...
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Post by isis63 on Nov 10, 2007 16:42:32 GMT -5
Granted, but upon entering SOIA's forum with all your vast knowledge you become a prisioner there and the mighty Wizards and Warriors have to come to your rescue. In the process they destroy all the clan forums and none of us have anywhere to visit.
I wish that I had unlimited questing time
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Hody
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Post by Hody on Nov 10, 2007 18:22:38 GMT -5
granted, you got fired from your job and can now quest all day long...
I wish I could swim like a fish in the water
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Post by isis63 on Nov 11, 2007 8:43:24 GMT -5
Granted, but while you are swimming through the ocean, a Great White Shark decides to have Ninja for dinner.
I wish people weren't afraid of witches
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Post by debest1 on Nov 11, 2007 8:46:23 GMT -5
Granted, but the witches come anyways to turn us all into frogs.
I wish I could host my pictures.
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Post by isis63 on Nov 11, 2007 8:48:26 GMT -5
Granted, you go to photobucket.com, sign up for a free account, upload your pictures and then lose your password
I wish WW would stay in first place forever
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Post by Dragon_Stalker on Nov 11, 2007 9:55:53 GMT -5
Granted. Everyone else quits DC and we have no one to trade/interact with.
I wish I got some more sleep last night.
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Hody
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Post by Hody on Nov 11, 2007 10:50:57 GMT -5
granted, it's actually the year 2008 already and you get fired because you missed a lot of workdays without explanation...
I wish my bandy goes well today
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