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Post by Magule on Oct 23, 2006 13:38:37 GMT -5
" mmmm mmmmm that billy goat tasted like lucky charms" morgothas
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Post by Morgothas on Oct 29, 2006 20:43:51 GMT -5
I never said that...loser
Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo! -Spaceballs
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Post by Magule on Oct 30, 2006 1:17:47 GMT -5
wow thats funny i was just recommending dark helmet as a costume in the watering hole
keeping with the mel brooks theme
That happy little bluebird has left a happy little do-do on your hand. robin hood men in tights
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Post by isis63 on Oct 31, 2006 10:07:53 GMT -5
A SPECIAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: (Excerpt taken from "The ZOMBIE Survival Guide: Complete Protection From the Living Dead" by Max Brooks "Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset---life! Your key to survival against the hordes of Undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it... Some helpful tips (in case you haven't memorized the book yet 1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs (but don't get any of their infected virus blood on you!) 4. Blades don't need reloading. 5. Ideal protection equals tight clothes- short hair 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get on the bike 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe....only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on. So now that you are forewarned.... Happy Halloween!
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Post by Magule on Nov 2, 2006 2:21:23 GMT -5
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "I" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he was talking about.
Shaun of the Dead
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Post by Morgothas on Nov 2, 2006 18:47:56 GMT -5
But I don't care darling, because I love you, and you've got to let me eat your brains. -Return of the Living Dead
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Post by Magule on Nov 5, 2006 3:56:56 GMT -5
Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
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Post by Morgothas on Nov 5, 2006 13:20:11 GMT -5
When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle. -Forrest Gump
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Post by Morgothas on Nov 5, 2006 13:38:08 GMT -5
He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks. -Life of Brian
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Post by Magule on Nov 6, 2006 13:12:12 GMT -5
Above all, do not fail to give good dinners, and to pay attention to the women.
Napoleon Bonaparte
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Post by Morgothas on Nov 8, 2006 23:32:59 GMT -5
You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
Groundhog Day (great movie !!!!)
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Post by isis63 on Nov 9, 2006 11:39:33 GMT -5
Remember: it's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.
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Post by Magule on Nov 10, 2006 15:19:19 GMT -5
You got the look that makes detectives itch, A mouthful of thunder and feverish pitch. A cross between Satan and a Gucci witch, Your disposition would make Hitler flinch!
Dog Fashion Disco
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Post by isis63 on Nov 12, 2006 10:50:56 GMT -5
Never heard that one but I like the Gucci Witch part This witch loves gucci, that's why I have to work so much, to support my bad habbits of shopping
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Post by Magule on Nov 12, 2006 16:15:02 GMT -5
haha....that is one of the coolest bands ever
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